The Viv

Monster #: 3,923

What Is It: A weird, slightly demonic creature.

What Does It Want: She has a mean expression, so I'm guessing whatever it is, it isn't good for us.

What's The Third Eye For: Looking into your soul.

Mine Specifically, Or Everyone's: Everyone's. Sorry about the wording there, it got a little confusing.

Grammar Is Important: Yes, it is.

The Gozakk

Monster #: 5,983

What Is It: A gigantic inter-dimensional abomination.

What Does It Want: To rip through the very Space-Time Continuum.

Why: Everybody needs a hobby.

I Like Collecting Baseball Cards: That's not useful information, buddy.

Ogilvie and Staker

Monster #: 29,843

What Are They: A duo of monsters.

What Do They Want: Ogilvie (the orange one) wants to to be friends with Staker (the yellow one).

What Does Staker Want: Uh... something different than what Ogilvie wants, that's for sure.

Theses Guys Aren't the New Bert and Ernie, Are They: Oh no.

Donna Light

Monster #: 58,384

What Is It: A cute little monster full of electricity.

What Does She Want: She just wants to dance!

Is There A Problem: Yeah, she's so full of electricity she shocks all the other dancers. And the crew people. And the audience.

Yikes: Yeah, it's a real bummer.

The Dregnargg

Monster #: 9,239

What Is It: A very nasty, vicious monster.

What Does It Want: It wants whatever wants and doesn't care how it gets it.

What Is It Doing: It appears to be staring at something.

That's Not Good: Not for what it's staring at, that's for sure!

Bilyup

Monster #: 87,234

What Is It: A tiny, perpetually freaked out little monster.

What Does It Want: To not be so scared all the time.

Why Is It Always So Scared: Life is scary, man.

That's True, I'm a College Graduate: Same.

The Krumble

Monster #: 2,836

What Is It: A really, really big monster.

What Does It Want: To eat creatures smaller than it.

How Many Creatures Are Smaller than It: All of them.

Gulp: Yep.

Centi-Kreep

Monster #: 67,243

What Is It: A really big centipede.

What Does It Want: To crawl all other you.

Why: 'cuz it's creepy.

I'm Not Afraid of Bugs: Trust me pal, once you see this thing in person, you'll change your mind pretty quick.

The Better You

Monster #: 15

What Is It: As the name would imply, it’s the better version of you.

Wait, What: This version of you can do all things you can’t do.

What Does It Want: To replace you.

Why: ‘cuz it’s better than you. Duh.

The Krep

Monster #: 98,718

What Is It: A really big monster with a really big mouth.

What Does It Want: To eat.

What Does It Eat: Whatever it wants.

Including.... People: Oh my yes.

The Oks

Monster #: 10,689

What Are They: Nasty little critters.

What Do They Want: To do what their master tells them to do.

Who Is Their Master: The dude in the middle.

What Does He Want: I don't know man, but any guy in charge of monsters probably isn't a good dude.

Tembo

Monster #: 7,003

What Is It: A curious monster.

What's He Looking At: Something off screen. From his expression it looks like it's pretty amazing.

What's With the Snake: The snake is probably guarding the thing Tembo is looking at.

Does Tembo Notice the Snake: No.

Uh Oh: Uh Oh, indeed.

Bello

Monster #: 7,987

What Is It: A nice, good-natured monster.

What Does He Want: Just to be a good dude.

Oh, That's Cool: It is cool.

I'm Still Afraid of Him: Right.

'Cuz He's a Monster: Yes.

Krakdarr

Monster #: 459

What Is It: Some creepy, giant beast from a distant planet.

What Does It Want: Who knows? I certainly don't want to know!

How Can I Avoid: Stay away from the planet Krakdaan.

Oh, So We're Good: Nah, Krakdaan's on a collision course with Earth within the next five years. So get used to it!

Kator the Gator

Monster #: 552

What Is It: A gigantic alligator.

What Does It Want: Who knows. He seems interested in you though.

Is That A Bad Thing: He's a gigantic alligator, you tell me.

I Remember When This Information Was Helpful: We can't help everybody, man.

Kreyarn

Monster #: 312

What Is It: Some sort of apparition that lives between our world and the next.

What Does It Want: Who knows.

How Can I Avoid It: Beats me.

You're No Help!: Stop yelling at me!

Unknown #2

Monster #: 953

What Is It: A cohort of Unknown #1

What Does It Want: To scare people, maybe?

Why Is It Wearing a Gangster Outfit: I dunno, I think the weird green glow is a more pressing concern.

Am I Safe: Not Known at This Time