Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Monster #: 300,397
What Is It: Who knows. He's weird lookin' though.
What Does He Want: To stare at me apparently. STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Is His Head a Skull: Probably! Trying to creep me out!
It's Not All About You, You Know: Shut up.
Monday, August 19, 2013
Monster #: 936,048
What Are They: Some sort of spirits that live just beyond your field of vision.
What Do They Want: Not known at this time.
They're Kinda Creepy Lookin': Yeah.
I Don't Like Creepy Things: Neither do we!
Friday, August 16, 2013
Monster #: 499,236
What Are They: Goofy little monsters.
What's Their Deals: The orange one is stupid, the red one is energetic and the blue one is sad.
Are They Friends: The best of friends!
Do They Ever Get Anything Accomplished: Nope!
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Monster #: 98,456
What Is It: A very big, very hungry monster.
What Does It Want: To eat everything.
What Happens When It Eats Everything: Then it stops. As does the world.
Monday, August 12, 2013
Monster #: 8
What Is It: A graveyard. What else?
That's Not Really a Monster: No, but it's where some monsters come from.
Like What: Zombies, ghouls, vampires, stuff like that.
How Come Graveyards Are Spooky? Why Can't There Be a Nice Graveyard: I don't know! Ask someone else!
Friday, August 9, 2013
Monster #: 85,295
What Is It: A nasty creature that lives in the dark.
What Does It Want: Why your soul, what else.
What Does It Want With My Soul: He's a collector.
Oh, Like a Comic Book Collector: Yeah, sort of.
With Souls Instead of Comic Books: Yes.
...Still Don't Like Him: Can't blame ya'.
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Monster #: 900,003
What Is It: A monster disguised as an alien landscape.
What Does It Want: To trap passing spaceships.
What, They Don't Notice The Tunnel Looks Like a Mouth: Look, you've seen "The Empire Strikes Back," right.
Yeah: Same deal.
Isn't That a Movie: Movies can be true too you know!
Monday, August 5, 2013
Monster #: 567,258
What Is It: A big monster that likes to talk and talk and talk...
What Does It Want: To talk and talk and talk...
Why: He can't stop, that's all he can do.
How Sad: His is a life of tragedy indeed.
Friday, August 2, 2013
Monster #: 4,533
What Is It: A nasty monster that flies through the night.
What Does It Want: Who knows. Whatever he wants, he's pretty happy about it.
What Am I Looking At, Is It A Dream: Maybe.
Nothing You Say Is Ever Reassuring: I swear, all YOU ever do is complain.