Friday, May 25, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
What Are They: Monsters that like to party!
What Do They Want: To party with you!
Really: Yep! Anytime you're getting down to party, they're gonna join in and party too!
Wow! Any Downsides: After they party, they kill you! Awesome!
Monday, May 21, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Monster #: 15
What Are They: The dark, cruel beliefs that lurk in the back of your mind.
What Do They Want: To turn you into a horrible person.
Why: Why not?
How Can I Stop Them: Think twice before you say something.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Monster #: 1
What Is It: The snake from the Adam and Eve story. Duh.
What Does It Want: To corrupt mankind.
Wait, So Does This Mean The Bible is Literally True: Nah. Cavemen evolved into Adam and Eve.
Wait, How Does That Work: I don't know. Ask a real scientist.
Monday, May 14, 2012
Monster #: 612
What Is It: A giant monster that stalks you at night.
What Does It Want: To make you pay for what you've done.
But What If I Haven't Done Anything: You've done something.
How Can I Stop Him: He can't be stopped.
Oh Boy...: Yeah...
Friday, May 11, 2012
Monster #: 452
What Is It: An annoying little creature that loves attention.
What Does It Want: For you to notice it. At all times.
Why: He was a lonely child.
Really: I don't know! Some monsters are just needy.
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
What Is It: A nervous little monster that doesn't like the attention.
What Does It Want: To be left alone.
Why Doesn't It Like the Attention: Dooley doesn't want to disappointment anybody.
Aw, He Sounds So Sad: You'd be sad too if your head was bigger than your body.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Monster #: 991
What Is It: The Eyes of Fate. Duh.
No, Really: The Eyes see all and know all. They know your fate.
But What About Free Will: They know every decision you could possibly make.
Even...That Decision: Yes, especially that decision.
Friday, May 4, 2012
Monster #: 4
What Is It: It's the Moon!
What, Really: Yep, the Moon is alive!
Huh: Yeah, haven't you ever heard of the "Faces of the Moon?"
I Thought It Was Phases: No, that's stupid.
Well, What Does It Want: We don't know. Make goofy faces at us maybe?
God I'm So Confused: Well, that's your problem.
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Monster #: 52
What Is It: A really big monster.
What Does It Do: Work at a hotel reception desk.
Why: You'll be too scared to ask for extra mints on your pillow, that's why.