Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Monster #: 9,562
What Is It: An out of control monster.
What Does It Want: To be crazy and wild and stuff.
Who's the Woman: She's in charge of supervising Krryllkryck.
She Seems Bored: Being crazy and wild and stuff grows old after awhile.
Monday, February 25, 2013
What Is It: A sad ghost.
What Does It Want: He just wants to jump rope.
Why Can't He: Ghosts can't pick things up, duh.
Oh My, That Is Sad: Ghosts are just super sad all the time.
Friday, February 22, 2013
Monster #: 76,112
What Is It: A chill, righteous monster.
What Does It Want: To cheer you on and make sure you "hang loose."
Why: People are too uptight, man. They gotta chill.
I Guess You're Right: I'm always right, damnit.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Monster #: 7,003
What Is It: A curious monster.
What's He Looking At: Something off screen. From his expression it looks like it's pretty amazing.
What's With the Snake: The snake is probably guarding the thing Tembo is looking at.
Does Tembo Notice the Snake: No.
Uh Oh: Uh Oh, indeed.
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Monday, February 18, 2013
Monster #: 45, 832
What Is It: A really tall monster who lives in the ocean.
What Does It Want: To not live in the ocean.
Why Can't It Leave: Oh it can leave at any time.
Then Why Is It Still In The Ocean: He's really lazy.
So Laziness Trumps Happiness: Yeah.
Friday, February 15, 2013
Monster #: 25,639
What Is It: Some weird, nasty looking creature.
What Does It Want: We don't know, but it won't stop moaning.
Oh My: Yeah, seriously, this thing is moaning all the damned time.
That's Too Bad: Yeah. Maybe we should stop poking it. Nah.
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Monster #: 7,003
What Are They: Some sort of lizard monsters.
What Do They Want: To cause mischief and stuff.
What's Going On: They appear to be getting beat up by this woman.
Well, Serves Them Right: Yes, yes I believe that's true.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Monday, February 11, 2013
Monster #: 3,892
What Is It: Your...evil twin. The name seems self evident.
What Does It Want: To do everything you do, only more evil.
Like What: OK, say you like posting cool stuff you created on Tumblr, right?
Yeah: Well, your evil twin would post stuff, but it would be stuff from other people, and your twin wouldn't credit other people for it.
Oh No!: See why it's your evil twin?
Friday, February 8, 2013
Monster #: 98, 004
What Is It: A creepy little dude.
What Does It Want: Beats us. He wants something certainly.
Where Does He Live: Somewhere dark and spooky.
Damnit, How Many Dark and Spooky Places Are There: More than we can count.
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Monster #: 65
What Are They: Weird little critters based on shapes.
What's Going On: It appears one of the shapelings is unhappy about his job and the other shapeling is angry about that.
Shapelings Have Jobs: Yeah, sure, whatever.
They Look So Cute With Hats: Oh, absolutely.