Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Krryllkryck


Monster #: 9,562

What Is It: An out of control monster.

What Does It Want: To be crazy and wild and stuff.

Who's the Woman: She's in charge of supervising Krryllkryck.

She Seems Bored: Being crazy and wild and stuff grows old after awhile.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Telf

Monster #: 6,734

What Is It: A sad ghost.

What Does It Want: He just wants to jump rope.

Why Can't He: Ghosts can't pick things up, duh.

Oh My, That Is Sad: Ghosts are just super sad all the time.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Bellup


Monster #: 76,112

What Is It: A chill, righteous monster.

What Does It Want: To cheer you on and make sure you "hang loose."

Why: People are too uptight, man. They gotta chill.

I Guess You're Right: I'm always right, damnit.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Tembo


Monster #: 7,003

What Is It: A curious monster.

What's He Looking At: Something off screen. From his expression it looks like it's pretty amazing.

What's With the Snake: The snake is probably guarding the thing Tembo is looking at.

Does Tembo Notice the Snake: No.

Uh Oh: Uh Oh, indeed.


Monday, February 18, 2013

Grek


Monster #: 45, 832

What Is It: A really tall monster who lives in the ocean.

What Does It Want: To not live in the ocean.

Why Can't It Leave: Oh it can leave at any time.

Then Why Is It Still In The Ocean: He's really lazy.

So Laziness Trumps Happiness: Yeah.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Krungh


Monster #: 25,639

What Is It: Some weird, nasty looking creature.

What Does It Want: We don't know, but it won't stop moaning.

Oh My: Yeah, seriously, this thing is moaning all the damned time.

That's Too Bad: Yeah. Maybe we should stop poking it. Nah.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

The Lelps


Monster #: 7,003

What Are They: Some sort of lizard monsters.

What Do They Want: To cause mischief and stuff.

What's Going On: They appear to be getting beat up by this woman.

Well, Serves Them Right: Yes, yes I believe that's true.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Your Evil Twin


Monster #: 3,892

What Is It: Your...evil twin. The name seems self evident.

What Does It Want: To do everything you do, only more evil.

Like What: OK, say you like posting cool stuff you created on Tumblr, right?

Yeah: Well, your evil twin would post stuff, but it would be stuff from other people, and your twin wouldn't credit other people for it.

Oh No!: See why it's your evil twin?

Friday, February 8, 2013

Tovar


Monster #: 98, 004

What Is It: A creepy little dude.

What Does It Want: Beats us. He wants something certainly.

Where Does He Live: Somewhere dark and spooky.

Damnit, How Many Dark and Spooky Places Are There: More than we can count.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

The Shapelings #3


Monster #: 65

What Are They: Weird little critters based on shapes.

What's Going On: It appears one of the shapelings is unhappy about his job and the other shapeling is angry about that.

Shapelings Have Jobs: Yeah, sure, whatever.

They Look So Cute With Hats: Oh, absolutely.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Debby


Monster #: 4,514

What Is It: A cute little monster.

What Does She Want: A cute guy, duh!

Why: Who doesn't want a cute guy?

Well, Gee, You're Right: Of course I am!