Friday, January 25, 2013
Monster #: 7,987
What Is It: A nice, good-natured monster.
What Does He Want: Just to be a good dude.
Oh, That's Cool: It is cool.
I'm Still Afraid of Him: Right.
'Cuz He's a Monster: Yes.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Monster #: 8,065
What Is It: A big old, mean, nasty spider.
What Does It Want: To eat all the fly children!
Wait, Is This Image Torn Out of a Children's Book: Uh... no.
It Is, Isn't It: ....maybe.
Monday, January 21, 2013
Monster #: 4,789
What Is It: Unknown at this time.
What Does It Want: Unknown at this time. It contacted us though.
What!!? Really?: Yes.
Oh Man, That's Super Creepy: Yes, oh God, yes.
Friday, January 18, 2013
Monster #: 4,566
What Is He: A bitter, angry corporate drone.
What Does He Want: For you to fill out the TPS Report on time, damnit!
What Happened to His Head: That's what happens when your life is nothing but meaningless memos.
How Can I Avoid Such a Fate: Draw! Draw! Draw!
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Monster #: 6,789
What Is It: An ancient bird monster of unknown origin.
What Does It Want: Who knows.
Where Can I Find It: Out in the depths of the Pacific Northwest.
So, Spokane: What, No! Somewhere not as nice.
Monday, January 14, 2013
Monster #: 3,454
What Is It: A kooky little monster with a gigantic mouth.
What Does It Want: It just wants to sing baby.
Where Is It: Somewhere beyond the bounds of perception.
Really: That or some music video, I dunno.
Friday, January 11, 2013
Monster #: 1,101
What Is It: An angry, pissed off robot.
What Does It Want: The elimination of all organic beings.
Why: 'cuz he's a robot and robots hate organic beings.
That's Too Bad: It's in his programming, there's nothing he can do about.
There's Always Something You Can Do About: I'll let him know that.
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Monster #: 3,509
What Is It: A confused looking monster.
What Does It Want: To figure out what's going on.
Why Don't You Guys Explain It To Him: We don't interfere, that's not our job.
You Interfere All the Time: Yeah, but we're not supposed to.
Monday, January 7, 2013
Monster #: 4, 567
What Is It: A friendly monster.
What Does She Want: She wants to be the typical 1950s housewife.
Really? Why: Why don't you ask her.
Okay. Do You Have Her Number: Look, we can't do everything for you.
Friday, January 4, 2013
What Is It: A monster with visions.
Visions of What: Weird, psychedelic colors.
Why: Because he was chosen.
Why Does He Look So Unhappy: You'd be unhappy too if you had to look at psychedelic colors all the damn time.
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Monster #: 17, 825
What Is It: A big hairy monster, lost in thought.
What's It Thinking About: Oh, lots of things.
Like What: The nature of life, what it's like to be a monsters, all that stuff.
Why Does He Look So Grim: Thinking makes you sad.
(Artist Fun Fact: This illustration was produced entirely in Flash)