Friday, February 5, 2016
Monster #: 653,098
What Is It: Just your average single gal/monster.
What Does She Want: You ever see "Mary Tyler Moore?" Pretty much that.
She Wants to Make It After All: You bet.
She's An Inspiring Monster, Isn't She: You know it.
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Monster #: 3,923
What Is It: A weird, slightly demonic creature.
What Does It Want: She has a mean expression, so I'm guessing whatever it is, it isn't good for us.
What's The Third Eye For: Looking into your soul.
Mine Specifically, Or Everyone's: Everyone's. Sorry about the wording there, it got a little confusing.
Grammar Is Important: Yes, it is.
Monday, February 1, 2016
Monster #: 23,945
What Is It: Just kind of a normal dude.
What Does He Want: Normal dude things.
What Are "Normal Dude Things:" You know... things that are normal... for dudes.
You Don't Know Anything About This Guy, Do You: ...(sniff) This job is hard, man.
Friday, January 29, 2016
Monster #: 3.289
What Is It: A cute little creature with grass for hair.
What Does It Want: To spread joy and cheer and all that stuff.
Wait, Really Grass For Hair: Yes indeed.
Does She Use A Lawnmower to Cut Her Hair: Yes, yes you understand the bit.
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Monster #: 5,983
What Is It: A gigantic inter-dimensional abomination.
What Does It Want: To rip through the very Space-Time Continuum.
Why: Everybody needs a hobby.
I Like Collecting Baseball Cards: That's not useful information, buddy.
Monday, January 25, 2016
Monster #: 29,843
What Are They: A duo of monsters.
What Do They Want: Ogilvie (the orange one) wants to to be friends with Staker (the yellow one).
What Does Staker Want: Uh... something different than what Ogilvie wants, that's for sure.
Theses Guys Aren't the New Bert and Ernie, Are They: Oh no.
Friday, January 22, 2016
Monster #: 23,994
What Is It: A mysterious and beautiful creature.
What Does She Want: Who knows. She doesn't look happy though.
What Could Be Making Her So Unhappy: I don't know, "Making A Murdere?"
Yeah, That Show Made Me Sad Too: I feel the same.