Flipjip

Monster #: 867,934

What Is It: A one-legged monster that hops everywhere.

What Does It Want: To hop in peace.

So, It Has No Arms and Only One Leg: Yes.

Yeah, I Guess It's Hop Or Nothing: His options are limited certainly.

Treb

Monster #: 67,034


What Is It: Some big old goofy monster.

What Does It Want: We don't know. It does have big teeth.

Very Big Teeth: I mean, why would you have big teeth if you weren't gonna eat something.

I Hope It Doesn't Eat Me: Yeah, me too. "I Hope It Doesn't Eat Me" is my life motto by the way.

Ivon the Icon

Monster#: 8,006

What Is It: A cute little monster that lives in your iPhone.

What Does It Want:  To mess up all your iPhone functions.

Like What: Like, you know how sometimes your app just shuts down, for no reason.

Yeah: That's Ivon.

Oh God, I HATE That: Yeah, me too.

Primmirp

Monster #: 987,673

What Is It: Some sort of primate-type monster.

Primate: Yeah, it's kinda monkey-like, isn't it?

What Does It Want: Probably a banana.

I'm Pretty Sure That's Just a Stereotype: Whatever you say, Mr. Scientist.

I'm a Woman: Fine, Ms. Scientist. Are you happy now?

What the Hell is Wrong With You: I'm so lonely.

Nnnennnp

Monster #: 89,007

What Is It: Something really, really weird.

What Does It Want: Jeez, we don't know.

What's the Deal With Its Belly: I don't know, but it's creepin' me out.

Yeah, Me Too: I can't stop staring at it though. That's not good.

Rep

Monster #: 67,789

What Is It: A monster from a different dimension.

What Does It Want: To find out what's in other dimension.

So the Swirly Thing: Yep, a portal to another dimension.

Like the One in "Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time": No, that's a portal of time, you idiot. We're talking a portal to another dimension.

Oh, Sorry: Yeah, well, you should be.

Grudge

Monster #: 78,907

What Is It: A really weird-lookin' monster.

What Does It Want: Who knows. Who cares.

How Does It Eat: With it's mouth.

No, I Mean, How Can It Catch Food To Eat: What do you mean?

I Mean, It Has No Arms: Oh, maybe it eats bugs or something.

Shouldn't You Know, Aren't You the Classification People: You're asking a lotta questions, aren't ya smart-boy?