Friday, February 5, 2016


Monster #: 653,098

What Is It: Just your average single gal/monster.

What Does She Want: You ever see "Mary Tyler Moore?" Pretty much that.

She Wants to Make It After All: You bet.

She's An Inspiring Monster, Isn't She: You know it.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

The Viv

Monster #: 3,923

What Is It: A weird, slightly demonic creature.

What Does It Want: She has a mean expression, so I'm guessing whatever it is, it isn't good for us.

What's The Third Eye For: Looking into your soul.

Mine Specifically, Or Everyone's: Everyone's. Sorry about the wording there, it got a little confusing.

Grammar Is Important: Yes, it is.

Monday, February 1, 2016


Monster #: 23,945

What Is It: Just kind of a normal dude.

What Does He Want: Normal dude things.

What Are "Normal Dude Things:" You know... things that are normal... for dudes.

You Don't Know Anything About This Guy, Do You: ...(sniff) This job is hard, man.

Friday, January 29, 2016


Monster #: 3.289

What Is It: A cute little creature with grass for hair.

What Does It Want: To spread joy and cheer and all that stuff.

Wait, Really Grass For Hair: Yes indeed.

Does She Use A Lawnmower to Cut Her Hair: Yes, yes you understand the bit.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

The Gozakk

Monster #: 5,983

What Is It: A gigantic inter-dimensional abomination.

What Does It Want: To rip through the very Space-Time Continuum.

Why: Everybody needs a hobby.

I Like Collecting Baseball Cards: That's not useful information, buddy.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Ogilvie and Staker

Monster #: 29,843

What Are They: A duo of monsters.

What Do They Want: Ogilvie (the orange one) wants to to be friends with Staker (the yellow one).

What Does Staker Want: Uh... something different than what Ogilvie wants, that's for sure.

Theses Guys Aren't the New Bert and Ernie, Are They: Oh no.

Friday, January 22, 2016


Monster #: 23,994

What Is It: A mysterious and beautiful creature.

What Does She Want: Who knows. She doesn't look happy though.

What Could Be Making Her So Unhappy: I don't know, "Making A Murdere?"

Yeah, That Show Made Me Sad Too: I feel the same.