Friday, April 10, 2015
Monster #: 18,478
What Is It: A monster that exists just beyond the veil of our comprehension.
What Does It Want: We don't know. Hopefully it wants to leave us alone.
Is It Looking At Me: Hey, it's looking at ME too.
Hold Me, I'm Scared: I will.
Monday, April 6, 2015
Monster #: 21,390
What Is It: She is a fairy, like the kind that doesn't exist much anymore.
What Does She Want: To survive.
What's Wrong: There are lots of big, nasty things out there that like to eat fairies.
That's Sad: Even magical creatures have problems.
Friday, April 3, 2015
Monster #: 98,349
What Is It: As the name would imply, it is a giant octopus.
What Does It Want: To eat people.
Hey, Wait A Minute, Octopi Don't Have Teeth: Well, this one does, what are you gonna do about, huh?
Well, Obviously, Then This Thing Can't Exist: Oh yeah. You see that photo, you think we Photoshopped this thing?
...Yes? I Mean, It's Not A Photo And It Obviously Used Photoshop Brushes: ...
You Still There: You get out of here right NOW!
Monday, March 30, 2015
Monster #: 245,035
What Is It: A cruel witch who lives just beyond our world.
What Does She Want: To be left alone so she can terrorize the inhabitants of the Distant Valley.
Why: Well, it's either terrorize or be nice and terrorizing is probably more fun.
Her Morals Are Pretty Shaky Then: Super shaky.
Friday, March 27, 2015
Monster #: 2493
What Is It: A mysterious monster with a very large mouth.
What Does It Want: We don't know. He seems friendly... ish?
Its Smile Seems Insincere: Yeah, there's something about it that seems fake.
I Don't Think I'd Like To Meet It: Well too bad, cuz it's right outside your door!
AAAAHHHNo It's Not: Gotcha!
Monday, March 23, 2015
Monster #: 9,585
What Is It: Avvvia is the ruler of a distant society.
What Does She Want: To extend her the reach of her power.
Why: Well hell, why not?
Is She a Good and Just Ruler: Hahahahaha of course not.
One of Theses Days There'll Be a Nice Dictator: Yeah, sure.
Friday, March 20, 2015
Monster #: 39,850
What Is It: A weird bird that can travel between dimensions.
What Does It Want: We know as much as you do, which is to say, we don't know.
How Can I Avoid It: Well, it only comes out whenever you don't want it.
What If I WANT It To Come Out Then: Then it comes out as well. Sorry bud.