Monday, May 27, 2013
Monster #: 76,342
What Is It: I don't know, some ticked off monster.
What Does It Want: Beats me. Being a jerk I guess.
Boy, You Haven't Done Any Research, Have You: Hey, I totally have!
Tell Me One Fact About This Guy: He thinks you're ugly! So there!
Friday, May 24, 2013
Monster #: 58,234
What Are They: The coolest kids around.
How Cool Are They: They spell "Cool" with a "K." "Kool."
Oh Wow: Yeah.
How Are They Monsters: They eat people.
Oh, Well, There You Go: Yeah.
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Sorry folks for the lack of updates for the last couple of days. I got to take a storyboard test for an upcoming TV show and that took up pretty much all of my time. When the show airs I can post it. I think it turned out really well!
I also had a job interview earlier in the week.
But don't worry, there'll be a monster tomorrow and many more after that.
Thank you for hanging in there.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Monster #: 867,934
What Is It: A one-legged monster that hops everywhere.
What Does It Want: To hop in peace.
So, It Has No Arms and Only One Leg: Yes.
Yeah, I Guess It's Hop Or Nothing: His options are limited certainly.
Monday, May 13, 2013
What Is It: Some big old goofy monster.
What Does It Want: We don't know. It does have big teeth.
Very Big Teeth: I mean, why would you have big teeth if you weren't gonna eat something.
I Hope It Doesn't Eat Me: Yeah, me too. "I Hope It Doesn't Eat Me" is my life motto by the way.
Friday, May 10, 2013
What Is It: A cute little monster that lives in your iPhone.
What Does It Want: To mess up all your iPhone functions.
Like What: Like, you know how sometimes your app just shuts down, for no reason.
Yeah: That's Ivon.
Oh God, I HATE That: Yeah, me too.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Monster #: 987,673
What Is It: Some sort of primate-type monster.
Primate: Yeah, it's kinda monkey-like, isn't it?
What Does It Want: Probably a banana.
I'm Pretty Sure That's Just a Stereotype: Whatever you say, Mr. Scientist.
I'm a Woman: Fine, Ms. Scientist. Are you happy now?
What the Hell is Wrong With You: I'm so lonely.
Monday, May 6, 2013
Monster #: 89,007
What Is It: Something really, really weird.
What Does It Want: Jeez, we don't know.
What's the Deal With Its Belly: I don't know, but it's creepin' me out.
Yeah, Me Too: I can't stop staring at it though. That's not good.
Friday, May 3, 2013
Monster #: 67,789
What Is It: A monster from a different dimension.
What Does It Want: To find out what's in other dimension.
So the Swirly Thing: Yep, a portal to another dimension.
Like the One in "Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time": No, that's a portal of time, you idiot. We're talking a portal to another dimension.
Oh, Sorry: Yeah, well, you should be.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Monster #: 78,907
What Is It: A really weird-lookin' monster.
What Does It Want: Who knows. Who cares.
How Does It Eat: With it's mouth.
No, I Mean, How Can It Catch Food To Eat: What do you mean?
I Mean, It Has No Arms: Oh, maybe it eats bugs or something.
Shouldn't You Know, Aren't You the Classification People: You're asking a lotta questions, aren't ya smart-boy?