Monday, May 27, 2013


Monster #: 76,342

What Is It: I don't know, some ticked off monster.

What Does It Want: Beats me. Being a jerk I guess.

Boy, You Haven't Done Any Research, Have You: Hey, I totally have!

Tell Me One Fact About This Guy: He thinks you're ugly! So there!

Friday, May 24, 2013

The Kool Kids

Monster #: 58,234

What Are They: The coolest kids around.

How Cool Are They: They spell "Cool" with a "K." "Kool."

Oh Wow: Yeah.

How Are They Monsters: They eat people.

Oh, Well, There You Go: Yeah.

Thursday, May 23, 2013


Sorry folks for the lack of updates for the last couple of days. I got to take a storyboard test for an upcoming TV show and that took up pretty much all of my time. When the show airs I can post it. I think it turned out really well!

I also had a job interview earlier in the week.

But don't worry, there'll be a monster tomorrow and many more after that.

Thank you for hanging in there.

Your friend,

Wednesday, May 15, 2013


Monster #: 867,934

What Is It: A one-legged monster that hops everywhere.

What Does It Want: To hop in peace.

So, It Has No Arms and Only One Leg: Yes.

Yeah, I Guess It's Hop Or Nothing: His options are limited certainly.

Monday, May 13, 2013


Monster #: 67,034

What Is It: Some big old goofy monster.

What Does It Want: We don't know. It does have big teeth.

Very Big Teeth: I mean, why would you have big teeth if you weren't gonna eat something.

I Hope It Doesn't Eat Me: Yeah, me too. "I Hope It Doesn't Eat Me" is my life motto by the way.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Ivon the Icon

Monster#: 8,006

What Is It: A cute little monster that lives in your iPhone.

What Does It Want:  To mess up all your iPhone functions.

Like What: Like, you know how sometimes your app just shuts down, for no reason.

Yeah: That's Ivon.

Oh God, I HATE That: Yeah, me too.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013


Monster #: 987,673

What Is It: Some sort of primate-type monster.

Primate: Yeah, it's kinda monkey-like, isn't it?

What Does It Want: Probably a banana.

I'm Pretty Sure That's Just a Stereotype: Whatever you say, Mr. Scientist.

I'm a Woman: Fine, Ms. Scientist. Are you happy now?

What the Hell is Wrong With You: I'm so lonely.

Monday, May 6, 2013


Monster #: 89,007

What Is It: Something really, really weird.

What Does It Want: Jeez, we don't know.

What's the Deal With Its Belly: I don't know, but it's creepin' me out.

Yeah, Me Too: I can't stop staring at it though. That's not good.

Friday, May 3, 2013


Monster #: 67,789

What Is It: A monster from a different dimension.

What Does It Want: To find out what's in other dimension.

So the Swirly Thing: Yep, a portal to another dimension.

Like the One in "Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time": No, that's a portal of time, you idiot. We're talking a portal to another dimension.

Oh, Sorry: Yeah, well, you should be.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013


Monster #: 78,907

What Is It: A really weird-lookin' monster.

What Does It Want: Who knows. Who cares.

How Does It Eat: With it's mouth.

No, I Mean, How Can It Catch Food To Eat: What do you mean?

I Mean, It Has No Arms: Oh, maybe it eats bugs or something.

Shouldn't You Know, Aren't You the Classification People: You're asking a lotta questions, aren't ya smart-boy?