Showing posts with label eyes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eyes. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
The Viv
Monster #: 3,923
What Is It: A weird, slightly demonic creature.
What Does It Want: She has a mean expression, so I'm guessing whatever it is, it isn't good for us.
What's The Third Eye For: Looking into your soul.
Mine Specifically, Or Everyone's: Everyone's. Sorry about the wording there, it got a little confusing.
Grammar Is Important: Yes, it is.
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Rivas
Monster #: 982,034
What Is It: A very creepy female spirit.
What Does She Want: No idea. I don't like the look she's giving you though.
She's Not Looking At Me, She's Looking At You!: Sorry buddy, she only has eyes for you.
OH NO!!!: Hey, maybe she won't be evil.
Really: Nah.
Friday, October 4, 2013
The Green-Eyed Demon
Monster #: 67,145
What Is It: A shapeless demon that possess whomever it sees fit.
What Does It Want: What else? To cause trouble.
Why: Gotta get your kicks somewhere, I guess?
How Can I Tell If Someone Is Possessed: If they have green eyes. Only demons have green eyes.
Oh No! My Best Friend Has Green Eyes: Oh no!
What Do I Do!!?: Beats us! We're just scientists! We don't actually know anything!
Friday, July 5, 2013
Dulam
Monster #: 56,306
What Is It: A cute little monster.
What Does It Want: To get contacts so he can see better.
So He Has Trouble Seeing: Yes, it's very sad.
Why Doesn't He Wear Glasses: Dulam has glasses but he's very self-conscious about them.
There's Nothing To Be Ashamed About Wearing Glasses: I know, it's too bad he doesn't see it that way.
Friday, March 29, 2013
Unknown #6
Monster #: 957
What Is It: Not known at this time.
What Does It Want: Not known at this time.
Are They Looking At Me: Yes.
How Is That Possible, It's Just a Photo: It's impossible.
But They Won't Stop Looking At Me!: I know, it's freaky.
Friday, May 25, 2012
Unknown #5
Monster #: 956
What Is It: Not Known At This Time.
What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.
Where Is This: Some place scary.
Is It Looking At Me: Yes. Oh no...
Monday, May 7, 2012
The Eyes of Fate
Monster #: 991
What Is It: The Eyes of Fate. Duh.
No, Really: The Eyes see all and know all. They know your fate.
But What About Free Will: They know every decision you could possibly make.
Even...That Decision: Yes, especially that decision.
Monday, April 16, 2012
Trello (Again)
Monster #: 612
What Is It: A very shy monster that likes to hide itself.
Why Does It Like To Hide: He's just a big baby, that's why.
Wow, That's A Little Mean: Yeah, yeah I know. I'm just going through some stuff right now.
Oh, I'm Sorry: It's not your fault. I shouldn't take it out on Trello.
Friday, November 11, 2011
The Shifter
Monster #: 714
What Is It?: An amorphous creature made out of reflected light.
Reflected Light?: Yes. The shifter uses reflected light to camouflage itself.
What Does It Want?: To stay hidden from the eyes of mankind.
What Happens If We See It: Well...let's just say it knows how to defend itself.
Monday, September 12, 2011
Skiktrik
Monster #: 450
What Is It: Some sort of weird, bio-mechanical creature.
What Does It Do: Scuttle around hacking into your computer.
What Does It Want: It feeds on the Internet.
Excuse Me: The Internet is delicious apparently.
What Is It: Some sort of weird, bio-mechanical creature.
What Does It Do: Scuttle around hacking into your computer.
What Does It Want: It feeds on the Internet.
Excuse Me: The Internet is delicious apparently.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Krik
Monster #: 747
Who Is He: Some sort of reptile thing?
How Sharp Are His Teeth: Sharper than knives.
Yikes: Yeah, he's a "biter" too.
What's He Looking At: It's probably for the best we can't see it.
Who Is He: Some sort of reptile thing?
How Sharp Are His Teeth: Sharper than knives.
Yikes: Yeah, he's a "biter" too.
What's He Looking At: It's probably for the best we can't see it.
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