Friday, January 29, 2016
Monster #: 3.289
What Is It: A cute little creature with grass for hair.
What Does It Want: To spread joy and cheer and all that stuff.
Wait, Really Grass For Hair: Yes indeed.
Does She Use A Lawnmower to Cut Her Hair: Yes, yes you understand the bit.
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Monster #: 5,983
What Is It: A gigantic inter-dimensional abomination.
What Does It Want: To rip through the very Space-Time Continuum.
Why: Everybody needs a hobby.
I Like Collecting Baseball Cards: That's not useful information, buddy.
Monday, January 25, 2016
Monster #: 29,843
What Are They: A duo of monsters.
What Do They Want: Ogilvie (the orange one) wants to to be friends with Staker (the yellow one).
What Does Staker Want: Uh... something different than what Ogilvie wants, that's for sure.
Theses Guys Aren't the New Bert and Ernie, Are They: Oh no.
Friday, January 22, 2016
Monster #: 23,994
What Is It: A mysterious and beautiful creature.
What Does She Want: Who knows. She doesn't look happy though.
What Could Be Making Her So Unhappy: I don't know, "Making A Murdere?"
Yeah, That Show Made Me Sad Too: I feel the same.
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Monster #: 58,384
What Is It: A cute little monster full of electricity.
What Does She Want: She just wants to dance!
Is There A Problem: Yeah, she's so full of electricity she shocks all the other dancers. And the crew people. And the audience.
Yikes: Yeah, it's a real bummer.
Monday, January 18, 2016
Monster #: 6,783
What Is It: A gigantic, lava-filled monster.
What Does It Want: To get rid of its terrible heartburn.
What's Causing the Heartburn: Are you really asking this?
Oh, Right, the Lava: Glad you caught up. Dumbass.
Friday, January 15, 2016
Monster #: 46,828
What Is It: Just a cute little monster.
What Does She Want: Being cute I guess.
There's More To Life Than Being Cute: That sounds like something a person who isn't cute would say.
Yeah...: That's what I thought.
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Monster #: 2,404
What Is It: A businessman/ghost.
What Does It Want: To make money, I guess.
Who's the Woman: His partner maybe?
Think She'll Go Out On a Date With Me: Uh... I don't know? Why are you asking this.
Nevermind, Don't Worry About It: This isn't a dating service, OK? This is serious stuff.
Monday, January 11, 2016
What Is It: A tremendously annoying monster.
What Does It Want: To spend all of its time with you.
Why: He doesn't have any friends.
Is It Because He Tries To Spend All of His Time With Them: That's a bingo.
Friday, January 8, 2016
Monster #: 839,859
What Is It: A little scamp.
What Does It Want: To scavenge for food and avoid capture.
What Does It Like to Eat: Duck a l'Orange.
This Thing Has Pretty Refined Tastes: Yeah, he's a little snobbish.
Wednesday, January 6, 2016
Monster #: 959,398
What Is It: A robot from the distant future.
What Does It Want: To escape from it's programming and live it's own (cyber) life.
Where Is It: The year 2145.
Do We Have Hovercars By Then: No. So stop asking.
Monday, January 4, 2016
Monster #: 98,596
What Is It: A big, big monster.
What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.
What's It Smiling About: I don't know. Nothing good I bet.
I Wish the Monsters Would Like Me: Me too.