Showing posts with label soul. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soul. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

The Viv


Monster #: 3,923

What Is It: A weird, slightly demonic creature.

What Does It Want: She has a mean expression, so I'm guessing whatever it is, it isn't good for us.

What's The Third Eye For: Looking into your soul.

Mine Specifically, Or Everyone's: Everyone's. Sorry about the wording there, it got a little confusing.

Grammar Is Important: Yes, it is.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Viaunda


Monster #: 100,034

What Is It: A lady demon who can see you.

What Does She Want: She wants to talk to you.

Why: Because you are a very interesting person.

Wait, No I'm NOT: Fine, she wants to suck out your soul. Happy now?

Yes, I Appreciate the Honesty: Good. I'm glad.

Friday, August 9, 2013

The Dark One


Monster #: 85,295

What Is It: A nasty creature that lives in the dark.

What Does It Want: Why your soul, what else.

What Does It Want With My Soul: He's a collector.

Oh, Like a Comic Book Collector: Yeah, sort of.

With Souls Instead of Comic Books: Yes.

...Still Don't Like Him: Can't blame ya'.