Friday, August 22, 2014
Crocodile Tears
I'm on vacation for the next week, so there won't be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I've created for Grey Unicorn.
I hope you enjoy them!
Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/crocodile-tears/
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
It's In The Title
I'm on vacation for the next week, so there won't be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I've created for Grey Unicorn.
I hope you enjoy them!
Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/its-in-the-title/
Monday, August 18, 2014
In His Sister's Shadow
I'm on vacation for the next week, so there won't be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I've created for Grey Unicorn.
I hope you enjoy them!
Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/in-his-sisters-shadow/
Friday, August 15, 2014
Blegh
Monster #: 2,980
What Is It: A very, very, very old monster.
What Does It Want: For you whippersnappers to keep it down!
Why Is He Nearly Naked: He just doesn't give a shit anymore.
I Wanna Be Like Him: Me too.
Labels:
ancient,
cartoon,
cloth,
cool,
doesn't give a shit,
jerk,
monster,
naked,
old,
weird,
whippersnapper
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Rokk!
Monster #: 85,983
What Is It: An insanely cool monster.
What Does It Want: To be as insanely cool as possible.
How Do I Know He's Cool: He's wearing sunglasses.
And: He threw up the Devil Horns! Twice.
Okay, That Is Insanely Cool: I know, right?
Monday, August 11, 2014
Dayupp
What Is It: An odd, cheerful little guy.
What Does He Want: To enjoy standing in the green rain.
Looks Kinda Fun: It does.
What Makes The Rain Green: Acid.
Oh: Yeah, not so fun for us.
Friday, August 8, 2014
Nug
Monster #: 35,456
What Is It: A really, really, big monster.
How Big: So big this is all we can fit into a photo of him.
What Does He Want: Friends.
Does He Have Any: No. He always crushes them.
Sad: Yes.
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
The Flying Man
Monster #: 6,584
What Is It: A man who can fly.
What Does He Want: To... fly. Duh.
Wait, How Can A Man Be A Monster: Can you fly?
No: Can Mothra fly?
Yes: So he's a monster.
I'm Confused: It's because you're dumb.
Monday, August 4, 2014
The Three-Headed Krellm
Monster #: 986,848
What Is It: A Krellm With Three Heads
What Does It Want: To only be a One-Headed Krellm.
Why: You ever have trouble making decisions.
Yeah: Now try making decisions with two other yous.
Oh: Yep.
Friday, August 1, 2014
Ezzeledge
Monster #: 7,394
What Is It: A very sophisticated creature.
What Does It Want: To live a life of elegance.
Is That A Painting Or a Window: It's both.
Wait, How Does THAT Work: That's best described for another time. Sorry!
Labels:
cartoon,
creature,
elegance,
elegant,
monster,
odd,
painting,
sophisticate,
weird,
what is it,
window
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