Showing posts with label gangster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gangster. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Stanton's Ghost


Monster #: 6,003

What Is It: The ghost of the fearsome western gangster, Henry Stanton.

What Does It Want: To haunt the men who gunned him down.

Wait, Who Gunned Him Down: The sheriff and his law enforcement.

How's That Fair: What do you mean?

Why Should An Evil Crook Get the Chance to Haunt the Good People Who Stopped Him: Uh.... life's not fair?

That's Not a Very Good Answer: Look, we're trying!


Friday, April 6, 2012

Greenstreet


Monster #: 500

What Is It: A gangster monster that lives in the shadows.

What Does It Want: To make people pay up on old debts.

What Kind of Debts: Important debts.

How Can I Avoid Him: Be careful who you make deals with.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Dembo


Monster #973

What Is It: A none-too-bright gangster monster.

Gangster Monster?: Yeah, he's part of the monster mafia.

There's a Monster Mafia?: Of course there's a monster mafia. Why wouldn't there be?

He Looks Like Somebody That's Gonna Get Whacked Soon: Oh yeah.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Unknown #2

Monster #: 953

What Is It: A cohort of Unknown #1

What Does It Want: To scare people, maybe?

Why Is It Wearing a Gangster Outfit: I dunno, I think the weird green glow is a more pressing concern.

Am I Safe: Not Known at This Time

Monday, July 18, 2011

Monster #133

Name: Joe Dark

Occupation: Gangster for Hire

Favorite Places: Dark Alleyways, Seedy Night Clubs

Skilled At: Breaking Thumbs

What To Do If You See Him: Don't give him a funny look, he hates funny looks