Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Monster #: 5
What Are They: Little monsters that live in your head.
What Do They Want: They want you to lose confidence in all of your decisions.
Why: They feed on the tears of unfulfilled dreams.
How Can I Stop Them: You can't. You can only try to control them. Maybe one day they'll give up.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Monster #: 901
What Is It: A friendly monster that hangs out in bars.
What Does It Want: Just to say "Hey" and ask how it's going.
That's It: Yep, that's it.
Well, Gee, Now I Feel Bad For Brushing Him Off: You should.
Friday, February 24, 2012
Monster #: 533
What Is It: A sentient iPod that just wants to be your friend.
Wow, Really: You bet! He's already got all your favorite songs loaded.
OMG: I know right!
Is There a Catch: Yup! It feeds on human blood!
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Monster #: 40
What Is It: A 50ft giant monster that likes to ravage cities.
Is It Godzilla: No, it's similar to but not Godzilla, especially for copyright purposes.
What Does It Want: I think it wants a hug but the other guys here make fun of me for saying that. I have feelings you know.
No, I Didn't Know That: Well, you'd know if you took time to listen.
Monday, February 20, 2012
What Is It: A none-too-bright gangster monster.
Gangster Monster?: Yeah, he's part of the monster mafia.
There's a Monster Mafia?: Of course there's a monster mafia. Why wouldn't there be?
He Looks Like Somebody That's Gonna Get Whacked Soon: Oh yeah.
Friday, February 17, 2012
What Is He: As the name applies, he's a monster bartender, named Joe.
What Does He Do: Runs a bar, serves beer, listens to your problems.
Wow, That Sounds Nice: Yeah, he's very helpful.
Huh, I Had No Idea: See, not all monsters are bad. Just most of the them.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Monster #: 665
What Is It: A ruthless agent that may or may not be a demon.
Where Does It Live: Where else? Hollywood baby!
What Does It Want: To help any aspiring actor or actress's career.
Is There a Catch: Oh you bet...
Monday, February 13, 2012
Monster #: 313
What Is It: Some sort of mechanical monster that's very angry.
Why's It Angry: Beats us. Bad day perhaps?
So Is It A Robot: Nope, a bio-mechanical being.
Wait, What: Well, a bio-mechanical being is one that - shoot, ran out of space. Sorry!
Friday, February 10, 2012
Monster #: 64
What Are They: Weird little critters based on shapes.
What's Going On: The triangle ones appear to be running away from the circle one.
Yeah, Sure I'll Buy That: Maybe it's like that level from "Super Mario Bros. 3."
The One With the Angry Sun: Yeah, and the circle is gonna try to hurt the triangles, but they gotta escape first! Man, that'd be pretty exciting.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Monster #: 607
What Is It: An experiment gone wrong.
What Does It Want: Beats me, I don't know everything!
What's So Wrong About It: It sets everything it touches on fire.
Even Stuff That Isn't Flammable: Especially stuff that isn't flammable
Monday, February 6, 2012
Monster #: 568
What Is She: The cruel empress of a forgotten empire below our surface.
How Cruel: Super cruel.
Did She Do Sacrifices or Something: You've seen "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" right?
Yeah: It's like that but a lot less pleasant.