Showing posts with label help. Show all posts
Showing posts with label help. Show all posts

Monday, April 23, 2012

Kator the Gator


Monster #: 552

What Is It: A gigantic alligator.

What Does It Want: Who knows. He seems interested in you though.

Is That A Bad Thing: He's a gigantic alligator, you tell me.

I Remember When This Information Was Helpful: We can't help everybody, man.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Raymor


Monster #: 223

What Is It: A big-ass monster that lives in the ocean.

What Does He Want: To eat? You know, stuff like that.

Who's The Other Guy: That's his sidekick.

What's The Sidekick's Name: I dunno. That's for another case file I guess.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Drulul


Monster #: 901

What Is It: A friendly monster that hangs out in bars.

What Does It Want: Just to say "Hey" and ask how it's going.

That's It: Yep, that's it.

Well, Gee, Now I Feel Bad For Brushing Him Off: You should.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Dopi


Monster #: 533

What Is It: A sentient iPod that just wants to be your friend.

Wow, Really: You bet! He's already got all your favorite songs loaded.

OMG: I know right!

Is There a Catch: Yup! It feeds on human blood!

Friday, February 17, 2012

Joe the Monster Bartender

Monster #: 61

What Is He: As the name applies, he's a monster bartender, named Joe.

What Does He Do: Runs a bar, serves beer, listens to your problems.

Wow, That Sounds Nice: Yeah, he's very helpful.

Huh, I Had No Idea: See, not all monsters are bad. Just most of the them.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Jimbo


Monster #: 374

What Is It: A cute little guy that hides under your hat.

What Does It Want: He just wants to say hi and let you know he's lookin' out for you!

Oh, So He's A Good Guy: The best!

I Wouldn't Have Thought That: Hey man, that's your own problem.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

The Willow Ones


Monster #: 20

What Is It: A strange, ethereal creature that does not exist in our mortal realm.

What Does It Want: Despite appearances, the Willow Ones seem to be kind and helpful.

Really?: Well, hopefully.

Where Does That Road Lead To: Wherever the Willow Ones want us to go.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Monster #52

Name: The Kreks

What Are They: A species of intelligent aliens from beyond our galaxy

Skills: Able to construct and fly advanced spaceships

Problems: Cannot read maps

What To Do If You See Them: Come on. lend them a hand