Showing posts with label help. Show all posts
Showing posts with label help. Show all posts
Monday, April 23, 2012
Kator the Gator
Monster #: 552
What Is It: A gigantic alligator.
What Does It Want: Who knows. He seems interested in you though.
Is That A Bad Thing: He's a gigantic alligator, you tell me.
I Remember When This Information Was Helpful: We can't help everybody, man.
Monday, March 26, 2012
Raymor
Monster #: 223
What Is It: A big-ass monster that lives in the ocean.
What Does He Want: To eat? You know, stuff like that.
Who's The Other Guy: That's his sidekick.
What's The Sidekick's Name: I dunno. That's for another case file I guess.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Drulul
Monster #: 901
What Is It: A friendly monster that hangs out in bars.
What Does It Want: Just to say "Hey" and ask how it's going.
That's It: Yep, that's it.
Well, Gee, Now I Feel Bad For Brushing Him Off: You should.
Friday, February 24, 2012
Dopi
Monster #: 533
What Is It: A sentient iPod that just wants to be your friend.
Wow, Really: You bet! He's already got all your favorite songs loaded.
OMG: I know right!
Is There a Catch: Yup! It feeds on human blood!
Friday, February 17, 2012
Joe the Monster Bartender
Monster #: 61
What Is He: As the name applies, he's a monster bartender, named Joe.
What Does He Do: Runs a bar, serves beer, listens to your problems.
Wow, That Sounds Nice: Yeah, he's very helpful.
Huh, I Had No Idea: See, not all monsters are bad. Just most of the them.
What Is He: As the name applies, he's a monster bartender, named Joe.
What Does He Do: Runs a bar, serves beer, listens to your problems.
Wow, That Sounds Nice: Yeah, he's very helpful.
Huh, I Had No Idea: See, not all monsters are bad. Just most of the them.
Monday, January 9, 2012
Jimbo
Monster #: 374
What Is It: A cute little guy that hides under your hat.
What Does It Want: He just wants to say hi and let you know he's lookin' out for you!
Oh, So He's A Good Guy: The best!
I Wouldn't Have Thought That: Hey man, that's your own problem.
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
The Willow Ones
Monster #: 20
What Is It: A strange, ethereal creature that does not exist in our mortal realm.
What Does It Want: Despite appearances, the Willow Ones seem to be kind and helpful.
Really?: Well, hopefully.
Where Does That Road Lead To: Wherever the Willow Ones want us to go.
Friday, July 29, 2011
Monster #52

What Are They: A species of intelligent aliens from beyond our galaxy
Skills: Able to construct and fly advanced spaceships
Problems: Cannot read maps
What To Do If You See Them: Come on. lend them a hand
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