Audrey

Monster #: 93,320

What Is It: A woman with a dark secret.

What's Her Secret: We don't know. It's very dark though.

Does The Secret Involve That Weird Thing Standing Behind: Probably, yeah.

Is It Looking At Me: Probably, yeah.

The Krumble

Monster #: 2,836

What Is It: A really, really big monster.

What Does It Want: To eat creatures smaller than it.

How Many Creatures Are Smaller than It: All of them.

Gulp: Yep.

Aylyn

Monster #: 341

What Is It: A cute little monster who's always frightened.

What's It Frightened Of: Everything.

That's Too Bad: Yeah, it makes for a difficult life.

Can I Pet Him: No, he's scared of you too. Sorry!

Unknown #5

Monster #: 956

What Is It: Not Known At This Time

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time

Where Does This Photo Take Place: No idea. We just received this photo one day in the mail.

Well That's Pretty Creepy: Yeah, there were a couple of other odd photos too...