The Two-Headed Dalrup

Monster #: 938,421

What Is It: A dalrup with two heads. Jeez, keep up.

What Does It Want: To roam free in the wild.

Where Is It: Stuck on a dalrup farm.

Do People Eat Dalrups: Oh, yes. You ever eat potato chips?

Yeah: You're eating dalrup.

Kruum

Monster #: 924,443

What Is It: A really disgusting, weird thing.

What Does It Want: Who knows. He's creepy as hell though.

Yeah: It freaks me out just looking at him.

I Want To Look Away: Me too. BUT I CAN'T!!!

Centi-Kreep

Monster #: 67,243

What Is It: A really big centipede.

What Does It Want: To crawl all other you.

Why: 'cuz it's creepy.

I'm Not Afraid of Bugs: Trust me pal, once you see this thing in person, you'll change your mind pretty quick.

The Krep

Monster #: 98,718

What Is It: A really big monster with a really big mouth.

What Does It Want: To eat.

What Does It Eat: Whatever it wants.

Including.... People: Oh my yes.

The Slurk

Monster #: 298

What Is It: An ugly little critter that lives in drinking water.

Wait, Drinking Water: Yep. Tap water, bottled water, water fountains, you name it.

What Does It Want: The slurk just wants to live its life free from hassle.

It Made An Exceedingly Poor Decision: Well, you can't win 'em all.

Monster #603

Name: Plasman

What Is It: Beats Me

What's It Doing: I Have No Idea

I'm Scared: Me Too

What To Do If You See It: Get the hell out of its way