Friday, January 31, 2014
Monster #: 88,325
What Is It: A man who can see far, far into the future.
What Does He Want: To be left alone.
Why: No one should know their own future.
Fine, I Won't Ask: He'll let you know for $50.
Wait, What?: Hey, gotta make a livin' somehow.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Monday, January 27, 2014
Monster #: 103,496
What Is It: A very energetic monster.
What Does It Want: To run around and goof off all day long.
Why: Cuz doin' important stuff is lame.
Damn, You Speak the Truth: You know I do.