Friday, March 29, 2013

Unknown #6

Monster #: 957

What Is It: Not known at this time.

What Does It Want: Not known at this time.

Are They Looking At Me: Yes.

How Is That Possible, It's Just a Photo: It's impossible.

But They Won't Stop Looking At Me!: I know, it's freaky.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013


Monster #: 3,590

What Is It: A snake.

What Kind of Snake: Just a regular snake.

So It's Not a Monster: Technically no.

So Why Are You Including It: I really hate snakes.

Dude, Come On: What!?

Don't Be a Jerk: I'm not a jerk! You're the jerk
Don't Take Your Biases Out on Us: Leave me alone!

Monday, March 25, 2013

The Fendemp

Monster #: 67,890

What Is It: A monster who just wants to be friends.

What's Happening to Those Two People: Oh, they're sinking in quicksand.

Wait, The Fendemp Lives In Quicksand: Oh yes.

They're Not Going to Be Friends For Long: That's why the Fendemp's life is so tragic.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

New Monster this Monday!

Hey folks, sorry for the lack of updates. I've been finishing up two (count 'em, two!) very important projects and alas Many, Many Monsters got hit.

But don't you worry folks, we'll be back this Monday! So just give it a few more days and the monsters will be back!

Until then, here's a sketch to warm you over.

Thanks for all your support,

Friday, March 8, 2013


Monster #: 6,004

What Is It: A giant talking lizard.

Why Is It Angrily Staring At Us: 'cuz you're staring at him.

Well, I Mean, He's a Giant Lizard: That's no excuse.

You're Right, I'm a Terrible Person: Yes you are.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

The Gunmp

Monster #: 8,577

What Is It: Uh... some sort of ugly monster?

Why Is That Other Monster Pointing At It: Maybe... it's making fun of how ugly the monster is?

The Other Monster Is Pretty Ugly Too: Yeah. But not as ugly as the Gunmp.

No, Not That Ugly: Yeah.

But Still Pretty Ugly: Yeah.

Monday, March 4, 2013

The Ulps

Monster #: 4, 106

What Is It: Some sore of mutant lizard fish.

What Does It Want: I dunno, to do stuff mutant lizard fish normally do.

Why Are They Gasping? Aren't They In Water: Yeah, I dunno.

Do You Know ANYTHING About These Things: No I DON'T!

Friday, March 1, 2013

The Oks

Monster #: 10,689

What Are They: Nasty little critters.

What Do They Want: To do what their master tells them to do.

Who Is Their Master: The dude in the middle.

What Does He Want: I don't know man, but any guy in charge of monsters probably isn't a good dude.