Gregor

Monster #: 2,375

What Is It: A friendly alien.

What Does It Want: To say "hi" I guess.

Are All Aliens As Nice As Him: No.

Fuck: I feel the same.

Bello

Monster #: 7,987

What Is It: A nice, good-natured monster.

What Does He Want: Just to be a good dude.

Oh, That's Cool: It is cool.

I'm Still Afraid of Him: Right.

'Cuz He's a Monster: Yes.