Monday, April 29, 2013

The Better You

Monster #: 15

What Is It: As the name would imply, it’s the better version of you.

Wait, What: This version of you can do all things you can’t do.

What Does It Want: To replace you.

Why: ‘cuz it’s better than you. Duh.

Friday, April 12, 2013


Monster #: 35,789

What Is It: Sort sort of… thing?

What Does It Want: Man, we don’t have ANY idea.

It’s Pretty…Happy: Yeah, I guess.

I Dunno, I Still Don’t Like It All That Much: Neither do us.

Seriously, What IS It’s Deal: Some things just can’t be known.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

The Krep

Monster #: 98,718

What Is It: A really big monster with a really big mouth.

What Does It Want: To eat.

What Does It Eat: Whatever it wants.

Including.... People: Oh my yes.

Monday, April 8, 2013


Monster #: 7,990

What Is It: Some, nasty creature that lives in the sewer.

What Does It Want: To be left alone.

Why: Dude, he likes to live in the sewer, we should be happy he wants to be left alone.

Yeah, I Guess You're Right: Of course I am, I'm always right!

Friday, April 5, 2013

Rolf & Olf

Monster #s: 5,677 and 5,678

What Are They: Hilarious little guys.

Who Are They: The round guy is Olf and the guy with the gigantic slapping hand is Rolf.

What Do They Want: Olf just wants to be a cool due and Rolf just wants to slap him.

Why: Because Rolf hates it when people enjoy things.

That's No Way to Live Life: No, it's not.

It's Too Bad There Are People Out There Who Are Like That: Yes it is.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013


Monster #: 891,006

What Is It: Some sort of frog-thing?

What Does It Want: To think.

Why Does It Want to Think: Thinking's cool, bro.

Yeah, I Think You're Right: Oh man!

You See What I Did There: Yeah man, that's awesome!

Monday, April 1, 2013

The Blue Glump

Monster #: 89,067

What Is It: A very gloomy monster.

What Does It Want: To not be so gloomy.

Why Is It So Gloomy: He doesn't know.

Boy, That's Too Bad: Yeah, tell him about it. No wait, don't.