Monday, April 29, 2013
Monster #: 15
What Is It: As the name would imply, it’s the better version of you.
Wait, What: This version of you can do all things you can’t do.
What Does It Want: To replace you.
Why: ‘cuz it’s better than you. Duh.
Friday, April 12, 2013
Monster #: 35,789
What Is It: Sort sort of… thing?
What Does It Want: Man, we don’t have ANY idea.
It’s Pretty…Happy: Yeah, I guess.
I Dunno, I Still Don’t Like It All That Much: Neither do us.
Seriously, What IS It’s Deal: Some things just can’t be known.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Monster #: 98,718
What Is It: A really big monster with a really big mouth.
What Does It Want: To eat.
What Does It Eat: Whatever it wants.
Including.... People: Oh my yes.
Monday, April 8, 2013
Monster #: 7,990
What Is It: Some, nasty creature that lives in the sewer.
What Does It Want: To be left alone.
Why: Dude, he likes to live in the sewer, we should be happy he wants to be left alone.
Yeah, I Guess You're Right: Of course I am, I'm always right!
Friday, April 5, 2013
Monster #s: 5,677 and 5,678
What Are They: Hilarious little guys.
Who Are They: The round guy is Olf and the guy with the gigantic slapping hand is Rolf.
What Do They Want: Olf just wants to be a cool due and Rolf just wants to slap him.
Why: Because Rolf hates it when people enjoy things.
That's No Way to Live Life: No, it's not.
It's Too Bad There Are People Out There Who Are Like That: Yes it is.
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Monster #: 891,006
What Is It: Some sort of frog-thing?
What Does It Want: To think.
Why Does It Want to Think: Thinking's cool, bro.
Yeah, I Think You're Right: Oh man!
You See What I Did There: Yeah man, that's awesome!
Monday, April 1, 2013
Monster #: 89,067
What Is It: A very gloomy monster.
What Does It Want: To not be so gloomy.
Why Is It So Gloomy: He doesn't know.
Boy, That's Too Bad: Yeah, tell him about it. No wait, don't.