Bilyup

Monster #: 87,234

What Is It: A tiny, perpetually freaked out little monster.

What Does It Want: To not be so scared all the time.

Why Is It Always So Scared: Life is scary, man.

That's True, I'm a College Graduate: Same.

Bello

Monster #: 7,987

What Is It: A nice, good-natured monster.

What Does He Want: Just to be a good dude.

Oh, That's Cool: It is cool.

I'm Still Afraid of Him: Right.

'Cuz He's a Monster: Yes.

Aylyn

Monster #: 341

What Is It: A cute little monster who's always frightened.

What's It Frightened Of: Everything.

That's Too Bad: Yeah, it makes for a difficult life.

Can I Pet Him: No, he's scared of you too. Sorry!

Kobor

Monster #: 52

What Is It: A really big monster.

What Does It Do: Work at a hotel reception desk.

Really: Yeah.

Why: You'll be too scared to ask for extra mints on your pillow, that's why.

Kreyarn

Monster #: 312

What Is It: Some sort of apparition that lives between our world and the next.

What Does It Want: Who knows.

How Can I Avoid It: Beats me.

You're No Help!: Stop yelling at me!

A Stranger

Monster #: 902

What Is It: A strange being that hangs outside your window.

What Does It Want: To look at you.

That's Creepy: Yep.

What the Hell's Going On In That House: Modern art. That's a discussion for a different blog.

Trello

Monster #: 612

What Is It: A very shy monster that likes to hide himself.

Why Does He Like To Hide: The world's a scary place.

Is It Possible To Find Him: No, he's very clever.

But I Can See Him In the Above Photo: Oh, uh, you're right, I guess...

Unknown #4

Monster #: 955

What Is It: Not Known At This Time.

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.

Well, What Do We Know: It has a penchant for dark alleys.

And: And it's got an evil smile. We don't know much, OK?

Charlie Monster

Monster #: 833

What Is It: A large, friendly monster that lives in bedrooms.

What Does It Want: All he wants is to be your friend!

Has He Made Any Friends: No. But that doesn't mean he should stop trying.

How Does He Fit Through The Door: That's a good question that can't be answered right now. Sorry!