Ogilvie and Staker

Monster #: 29,843

What Are They: A duo of monsters.

What Do They Want: Ogilvie (the orange one) wants to to be friends with Staker (the yellow one).

What Does Staker Want: Uh... something different than what Ogilvie wants, that's for sure.

Theses Guys Aren't the New Bert and Ernie, Are They: Oh no.

The Hidden Face

Monster #: 6,540

What Is It: The hidden face we all hide from the world.

What Does It Want: To reveal itself.

Is It... Bad: Sometimes.

Can I Stop It: Not all the time.

Dulam

Monster #: 56,306

What Is It: A cute little monster.

What Does It Want: To get contacts so he can see better.

So He Has Trouble Seeing: Yes, it's very sad.

Why Doesn't He Wear Glasses: Dulam has glasses but he's very self-conscious about them.

There's Nothing To Be Ashamed About Wearing Glasses: I know, it's too bad he doesn't see it that way.

The Present of Horror!

Who could do such a thing to such an innocent gift?

The Gift of Terror!

Just a reminder folks, a real human being wrapped this present (me!).

Terrifying indeed.

Coming Up

Hey folks, there will be no monsters this week (monsters celebrate the holidays too) but I’ve got something even more horrifying coming your way.

I’m pretty awful at wrapping presents so for three days next week you’ll get to see some truly badly wrapped gifts. Stuff so bad you’ll think a monster wrapped it!

Have a happy holiday,
Ryan

JimJimp

Monster #: 5,454

What Is It: Unknown at this time. This profile shot is the only photo we have of it.

What Does It Want: Unknown at this time.

It Photographs Well: Yeah, we think this is his good side.

What Does His Bad Side Look Like: Don't get cute.

Krelp

Monster #: 345

What Is It: A monster with a very, very, very long neck.

What Does It Want: To see whatever is off-screen to the left.

Why Is His Neck So Long: Bad genes.

How Does He Keep It Up: Good neck muscles, maybe?

Bad Thoughts

Monster #: 15

What Are They: The dark, cruel beliefs that lurk in the back of your mind.

What Do They Want: To turn you into a horrible person.

Why: Why not?

How Can I Stop Them: Think twice before you say something.