Showing posts with label good. Show all posts
Showing posts with label good. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
The Hidden Face
Monster #: 6,540
What Is It: The hidden face we all hide from the world.
What Does It Want: To reveal itself.
Is It... Bad: Sometimes.
Can I Stop It: Not all the time.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Viaunda
Monster #: 100,034
What Is It: A lady demon who can see you.
What Does She Want: She wants to talk to you.
Why: Because you are a very interesting person.
Wait, No I'm NOT: Fine, she wants to suck out your soul. Happy now?
Yes, I Appreciate the Honesty: Good. I'm glad.
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
The Flump
Monster #: 87,993
What Is It: A happy-go-lucky monster.
What Does It Want: To say "hi" to everyone he meets.
Why: 'Cuz he believes in being a good, kind person.
He's Not Gonna Last Long: Ha ha no.
Monday, September 30, 2013
The Happisum
Monster #: 87,004
What Is It: A very happy monster.
What Does It Want: To be happy.
That's It: Yep.
Seems Kinda Lacking: Well, are you happy?
...No: There you go.
Friday, January 25, 2013
Bello
Monster #: 7,987
What Is It: A nice, good-natured monster.
What Does He Want: Just to be a good dude.
Oh, That's Cool: It is cool.
I'm Still Afraid of Him: Right.
'Cuz He's a Monster: Yes.
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
JimJimp
Monster #: 5,454
What Is It: Unknown at this time. This profile shot is the only photo we have of it.
What Does It Want: Unknown at this time.
It Photographs Well: Yeah, we think this is his good side.
What Does His Bad Side Look Like: Don't get cute.
What Is It: Unknown at this time. This profile shot is the only photo we have of it.
What Does It Want: Unknown at this time.
It Photographs Well: Yeah, we think this is his good side.
What Does His Bad Side Look Like: Don't get cute.
Monday, June 25, 2012
Skipson
Monster #: 312
What Is It: A cheerful monster that likes to run around and pretend to fly.
What Does It Want: To have a good time. Nothing more, nothing less.
Hey, He Kinda Looks Like Gumby: No he doesn't-- Oh, he kinda does.
Except Without the Thing On His Head: Yeah, yeah.
I'm Not Sure What That Means: Beats us.
Monday, January 9, 2012
Jimbo
Monster #: 374
What Is It: A cute little guy that hides under your hat.
What Does It Want: He just wants to say hi and let you know he's lookin' out for you!
Oh, So He's A Good Guy: The best!
I Wouldn't Have Thought That: Hey man, that's your own problem.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
You and Yourself
Monster #: 3
What Is It: Normally you're a cheerful, well-adjusted person, right? Well, there's a part of you that isn't so nice.
Where Does It Come From: It comes from that bitter, misanthropic part of your mind.
What Happens When It Gets Loose: Well, you won't have too many friends anymore, that's for sure.
How Can I Stop It: Whenever you get angry over something or someone, ask yourself, "Is it really worth ragin' over?"
Monday, November 21, 2011
Demon Dog
Monster #: 251
What Is It: An excitable little pooch that's also a demon.
Likes: Playing fetch, chasing it's tail, chewing on souls
Dislikes: The vacuum cleaner, cats, humanity
What To Do If You See It: Whatever you do, don't scratch under it's chin. That's just a bad, bad idea.
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