Showing posts with label staring. Show all posts
Showing posts with label staring. Show all posts

Friday, April 10, 2015

Scraaaaaawth


Monster #: 18,478

What Is It: A monster that exists just beyond the veil of our comprehension.

What Does It Want: We don't know. Hopefully it wants to leave us alone.

Is It Looking At Me: Hey, it's looking at ME too.

Hold Me, I'm Scared: I will.


Monday, November 4, 2013

The Dregnargg


Monster #: 9,239

What Is It: A very nasty, vicious monster.

What Does It Want: It wants whatever wants and doesn't care how it gets it.

What Is It Doing: It appears to be staring at something.

That's Not Good: Not for what it's staring at, that's for sure!

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

The Rokden


Monster #: 300,397

What Is It: Who knows. He's weird lookin' though.

What Does He Want: To stare at me apparently. STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Is His Head a Skull: Probably! Trying to creep me out!

It's Not All About You, You Know: Shut up.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Nnnennnp


Monster #: 89,007

What Is It: Something really, really weird.

What Does It Want: Jeez, we don't know.

What's the Deal With Its Belly: I don't know, but it's creepin' me out.

Yeah, Me Too: I can't stop staring at it though. That's not good.

Friday, March 8, 2013

Larry


Monster #: 6,004

What Is It: A giant talking lizard.

Why Is It Angrily Staring At Us: 'cuz you're staring at him.

Well, I Mean, He's a Giant Lizard: That's no excuse.

You're Right, I'm a Terrible Person: Yes you are.