Gremlin #1

Monster #: 23

What Is It: A nasty little creature that likes to mess with technology.

That Means: Yep, the critter's inside your computer right now!

Oh No! That's Terrible: Yes, it is! You'd better do something!

Like What?: Smash your computer. That's the only way to stop it. (Many, Many Monsters is not responsible for destroyed property.)

Mordog

Monster #: 912

What Is It?: A really big, really ugly monster.

Ugly?: Yeah, so ugly other laugh monsters laugh at him.

That's Not Nice: It's not. It really hurts his feelings.

How Does He Handle That?: Killing the monsters that make fun of him. You know, the basics.

The Thorants

Monster #: 742

What Are They?: A rare species of bugs that are six feet tall and have human-like capabilities.

Like?: Well, they appear to be digging a hole.

Why?: We don't know, they won't talk to us.

Huh, That's Strange: Honestly, we're more curious about the thing that's inside the hole...

Sally Strange

Monster: #671

What Is She: A waitress for a monster-infested saloon.

Wow, This Entry's Crazy Right Off the Bat: Yep, it's a old-time western saloon with monsters for patrons.

I Assume She's Tough as Nails: Tougher.

Will She Fall For an Mysterious Gunslinger: Keep watchin'.

Stompasaur

Monster #: 9

What Is It: A prehistoric creature that's still very much alive.

What Does It Want: To be left alone in the wild.

Where Does It Live: Places where the wild doesn't exist anymore.

Oh...: Yeah, you can see the problem.

Unknown #4

Monster #: 955

What Is It: Not Known At This Time.

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.

Well, What Do We Know: It has a penchant for dark alleys.

And: And it's got an evil smile. We don't know much, OK?

The Spectre

Monster #: 10

What Is It: An ethereal being that roams where it pleases.

What Does It Want: We don't know. A good time, perhaps?

Is It Dangerous: So far it seems harmless to humans.

What Are Those Pink Things: I'm afraid that's a different entry. Sorry!

The Shapelings

Monster #: 63

What Are They: Weird little critters based on shapes.

Huh?: Yeah, we don't get it either.

Are They Nice: They seem harmless enough.

Will the Purple One Shake the Green One's Hand: We hope so. They should be friends.

Jimbo

Monster #: 374

What Is It: A cute little guy that hides under your hat.

What Does It Want: He just wants to say hi and let you know he's lookin' out for you!

Oh, So He's A Good Guy: The best!

I Wouldn't Have Thought That: Hey man, that's your own problem.

Gina and the Gredge

Monster #: 552

What Is It: A very large, very suggestible monster.

What Does It Want: To follow any order its master commands.

Wow, That's Pretty Cool: Yeah, they're a neat pet.

How Do I Get One: Well, that's the tricky part. You see, you have toCLASSIFIED INFORMATION

The Willow Ones

Monster #: 20

What Is It: A strange, ethereal creature that does not exist in our mortal realm.

What Does It Want: Despite appearances, the Willow Ones seem to be kind and helpful.

Really?: Well, hopefully.

Where Does That Road Lead To: Wherever the Willow Ones want us to go.

"Debut" on Your Internet

If you missed my short’s television premiere on “Reel NW” you can watch it on their website.

A number of other, terrific short films aired during the same episode as mine. You can see them here.

New monsters appear tomorrow, so keep a lookout!