Friday, January 27, 2012
Monster #: 23
What Is It: A nasty little creature that likes to mess with technology.
That Means: Yep, the critter's inside your computer right now!
Oh No! That's Terrible: Yes, it is! You'd better do something!
Like What?: Smash your computer. That's the only way to stop it. (Many, Many Monsters is not responsible for destroyed property.)
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Monster #: 912
What Is It?: A really big, really ugly monster.
Ugly?: Yeah, so ugly other laugh monsters laugh at him.
That's Not Nice: It's not. It really hurts his feelings.
How Does He Handle That?: Killing the monsters that make fun of him. You know, the basics.
Monday, January 23, 2012
Monster #: 742
What Are They?: A rare species of bugs that are six feet tall and have human-like capabilities.
Like?: Well, they appear to be digging a hole.
Why?: We don't know, they won't talk to us.
Huh, That's Strange: Honestly, we're more curious about the thing that's inside the hole...
Friday, January 20, 2012
What Is She: A waitress for a monster-infested saloon.
Wow, This Entry's Crazy Right Off the Bat: Yep, it's a old-time western saloon with monsters for patrons.
I Assume She's Tough as Nails: Tougher.
Will She Fall For an Mysterious Gunslinger: Keep watchin'.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Monster #: 9
What Is It: A prehistoric creature that's still very much alive.
What Does It Want: To be left alone in the wild.
Where Does It Live: Places where the wild doesn't exist anymore.
Oh...: Yeah, you can see the problem.
Monday, January 16, 2012
Monster #: 955
What Is It: Not Known At This Time.
What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.
Well, What Do We Know: It has a penchant for dark alleys.
And: And it's got an evil smile. We don't know much, OK?
Friday, January 13, 2012
Monster #: 10
What Is It: An ethereal being that roams where it pleases.
What Does It Want: We don't know. A good time, perhaps?
Is It Dangerous: So far it seems harmless to humans.
What Are Those Pink Things: I'm afraid that's a different entry. Sorry!
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Monster #: 63
What Are They: Weird little critters based on shapes.
Huh?: Yeah, we don't get it either.
Are They Nice: They seem harmless enough.
Will the Purple One Shake the Green One's Hand: We hope so. They should be friends.
Monday, January 9, 2012
Monster #: 374
What Is It: A cute little guy that hides under your hat.
What Does It Want: He just wants to say hi and let you know he's lookin' out for you!
Oh, So He's A Good Guy: The best!
I Wouldn't Have Thought That: Hey man, that's your own problem.
Friday, January 6, 2012
Monster #: 552
What Is It: A very large, very suggestible monster.
What Does It Want: To follow any order its master commands.
Wow, That's Pretty Cool: Yeah, they're a neat pet.
How Do I Get One: Well, that's the tricky part. You see, you have toCLASSIFIED INFORMATION
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Monster #: 20
What Is It: A strange, ethereal creature that does not exist in our mortal realm.
What Does It Want: Despite appearances, the Willow Ones seem to be kind and helpful.
Really?: Well, hopefully.
Where Does That Road Lead To: Wherever the Willow Ones want us to go.