Friday, January 27, 2012

Gremlin #1

Monster #: 23

What Is It: A nasty little creature that likes to mess with technology.

That Means: Yep, the critter's inside your computer right now!

Oh No! That's Terrible: Yes, it is! You'd better do something!

Like What?: Smash your computer. That's the only way to stop it. (Many, Many Monsters is not responsible for destroyed property.)

Wednesday, January 25, 2012


Monster #: 912

What Is It?: A really big, really ugly monster.

Ugly?: Yeah, so ugly other laugh monsters laugh at him.

That's Not Nice: It's not. It really hurts his feelings.

How Does He Handle That?: Killing the monsters that make fun of him. You know, the basics.

Monday, January 23, 2012

The Thorants

Monster #: 742

What Are They?: A rare species of bugs that are six feet tall and have human-like capabilities.

Like?: Well, they appear to be digging a hole.

Why?: We don't know, they won't talk to us.

Huh, That's Strange: Honestly, we're more curious about the thing that's inside the hole...

Friday, January 20, 2012

Sally Strange

Monster: #671

What Is She: A waitress for a monster-infested saloon.

Wow, This Entry's Crazy Right Off the Bat: Yep, it's a old-time western saloon with monsters for patrons.

I Assume She's Tough as Nails: Tougher.

Will She Fall For an Mysterious Gunslinger: Keep watchin'.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012


Monster #: 9

What Is It: A prehistoric creature that's still very much alive.

What Does It Want: To be left alone in the wild.

Where Does It Live: Places where the wild doesn't exist anymore.

Oh...: Yeah, you can see the problem.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Unknown #4

Monster #: 955

What Is It: Not Known At This Time.

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.

Well, What Do We Know: It has a penchant for dark alleys.

And: And it's got an evil smile. We don't know much, OK?

Friday, January 13, 2012

The Spectre

Monster #: 10

What Is It: An ethereal being that roams where it pleases.

What Does It Want: We don't know. A good time, perhaps?

Is It Dangerous: So far it seems harmless to humans.

What Are Those Pink Things: I'm afraid that's a different entry. Sorry!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The Shapelings

Monster #: 63

What Are They: Weird little critters based on shapes.

Huh?: Yeah, we don't get it either.

Are They Nice: They seem harmless enough.

Will the Purple One Shake the Green One's Hand: We hope so. They should be friends.

Monday, January 9, 2012


Monster #: 374

What Is It: A cute little guy that hides under your hat.

What Does It Want: He just wants to say hi and let you know he's lookin' out for you!

Oh, So He's A Good Guy: The best!

I Wouldn't Have Thought That: Hey man, that's your own problem.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Gina and the Gredge

Monster #: 552

What Is It: A very large, very suggestible monster.

What Does It Want: To follow any order its master commands.

Wow, That's Pretty Cool: Yeah, they're a neat pet.

How Do I Get One: Well, that's the tricky part. You see, you have toCLASSIFIED INFORMATION

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

The Willow Ones

Monster #: 20

What Is It: A strange, ethereal creature that does not exist in our mortal realm.

What Does It Want: Despite appearances, the Willow Ones seem to be kind and helpful.

Really?: Well, hopefully.

Where Does That Road Lead To: Wherever the Willow Ones want us to go.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

"Debut" on Your Internet

If you missed my short’s television premiere on “Reel NW” you can watch it on their website.

A number of other, terrific short films aired during the same episode as mine. You can see them here.

New monsters appear tomorrow, so keep a lookout!