Showing posts with label girl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girl. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

The Viv


Monster #: 3,923

What Is It: A weird, slightly demonic creature.

What Does It Want: She has a mean expression, so I'm guessing whatever it is, it isn't good for us.

What's The Third Eye For: Looking into your soul.

Mine Specifically, Or Everyone's: Everyone's. Sorry about the wording there, it got a little confusing.

Grammar Is Important: Yes, it is.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Telf

Monster #: 6,734

What Is It: A sad ghost.

What Does It Want: He just wants to jump rope.

Why Can't He: Ghosts can't pick things up, duh.

Oh My, That Is Sad: Ghosts are just super sad all the time.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Debbie


Monster #: 4, 567

What Is It: A friendly monster.

What Does She Want: She wants to be the typical 1950s housewife.

Really? Why: Why don't you ask her.

Okay. Do You Have Her Number: Look, we can't do everything for you.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Nicola


Monster #: 789

What Is She: Some sort of unearthly being. A ghost? An apparition?

What Does She Want: We don't know.

Does She Have Parents: Maybe. We haven't met them yet anyway.

Is She As Sweet As She Lets On: Maybe...