Friday, March 25, 2016
Monster #: 1,013
What Is It: Uh, some kind of... thing?
What Does It Want: Man, who knows? Something’s going on with his face, I don’t like it.
Does He Workout: You see those abs, I bet he does.
Maybe He Can Become a Fitness Guru: I think maybe you’re a little too optimistic there, bud.
Monday, March 21, 2016
Monster #: 405,988
What Is It: A very excitable lizard-type monster.
What Does It Want: To run around, have fun, that kind of thing.
Is He Friendly: Yes, very.
Will He Be My Friend: NO!
Why: He’s MY friend!
Monday, March 14, 2016
Monster #: 543,983
What Is It: I don't know, some sort of smug jackass.
What Does It Want: To make you feel bad about stuff, I think.
Oh No, I Like Stuff: I know, me too.
Can We Be Friends: (sniff)... I never thought you'd ask!
Monster #: 23,065
What Is It: A big, friendly monster.
What Does It Want: To give you a hug.
Uh, How Strong Is He: Unbelievably strong.
Could A Hug From Him Kill Me: Yes.
Can I Say No To a Hug: Yes, but you'd make him feel sad.
Uh...: Come on dude, take one for the team.
Friday, March 11, 2016
Monster #: 39,493
What Is It: A mysterious and ethereal monster.
What Does It Want: We don't know. Whatever she wants with that bug, it can't be good.
Maybe She'll Give It A Bath: Maybe she'll eat it.
You Always Go Dark: What can I say, I'm twisted person. Let me put on my Nickelback album just to show you how twisted I am.
Monday, March 7, 2016
Monster #: 10,634
What Is It: A badass and edgy monster.
What Does He Want: He wants to NOT play by your rules, man.
He Doesn't Like My Rules: No way man, he thinks your rules are totally uncool.
(Sniff)... I Try My Best: Your best ain't good enough, old man!
Friday, March 4, 2016
Monster #: 20,563
What Is It: A badass alien outlaw.
What Does It Want: She wants to commit crimes and get away with it!
Oh Wow, That's Messed Up: I know!
Does She Realize It's Wrong to Commit Crimes: She does, but she does it anyway!
Oh My God: I know!