The Blue Gragnarr

Monster #: 98,456

What Is It: A very big, very hungry monster.

What Does It Want: To eat everything.

Everything: EVERYTHING.

What Happens When It Eats Everything: Then it stops. As does the world.

Nnnennnp

Monster #: 89,007

What Is It: Something really, really weird.

What Does It Want: Jeez, we don't know.

What's the Deal With Its Belly: I don't know, but it's creepin' me out.

Yeah, Me Too: I can't stop staring at it though. That's not good.

Grudge

Monster #: 78,907

What Is It: A really weird-lookin' monster.

What Does It Want: Who knows. Who cares.

How Does It Eat: With it's mouth.

No, I Mean, How Can It Catch Food To Eat: What do you mean?

I Mean, It Has No Arms: Oh, maybe it eats bugs or something.

Shouldn't You Know, Aren't You the Classification People: You're asking a lotta questions, aren't ya smart-boy?

The Better You

Monster #: 15

What Is It: As the name would imply, it’s the better version of you.

Wait, What: This version of you can do all things you can’t do.

What Does It Want: To replace you.

Why: ‘cuz it’s better than you. Duh.

Grabjb

Monster #: 35,789

What Is It: Sort sort of… thing?

What Does It Want: Man, we don’t have ANY idea.

It’s Pretty…Happy: Yeah, I guess.

I Dunno, I Still Don’t Like It All That Much: Neither do us.

Seriously, What IS It’s Deal: Some things just can’t be known.

Rolf & Olf

Monster #s: 5,677 and 5,678

What Are They: Hilarious little guys.

Who Are They: The round guy is Olf and the guy with the gigantic slapping hand is Rolf.

What Do They Want: Olf just wants to be a cool due and Rolf just wants to slap him.

Why: Because Rolf hates it when people enjoy things.

That's No Way to Live Life: No, it's not.

It's Too Bad There Are People Out There Who Are Like That: Yes it is.

Sydney

 
Monster #: 3,590

What Is It: A snake.

What Kind of Snake: Just a regular snake.

So It's Not a Monster: Technically no.

So Why Are You Including It: I really hate snakes.

Dude, Come On: What!?

Don't Be a Jerk: I'm not a jerk! You're the jerk
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Don't Take Your Biases Out on Us: Leave me alone!