Friday, September 30, 2011
Monster #: 413
What Is It: A babysitting dragon out of his element.
What Does It Want: To not babysit anymore.
Why: Baby dragons like to bite. A lot.
But They're So Cute: Well yeah, from a distance anyway.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Monster #: 67
What Is He: A nasty sailor-octopus-ruffian
What Does He Do: Hang around the docks, ruff up the tourists
Why's He So Mean: His parents didn't raise him right
That Doesn't Mean He Should Take It Out On Others: I know, it doesn't
Monday, September 26, 2011
Monster #: 806
What Is It: One baaaad kitty
Where's It From: Well, I think the name would give you a hint
Likes: Mice, sucking out babies' breath
Dislikes: Dogs, spray bottles
Friday, September 23, 2011
Monster #: 739
What Is It: A strange mirror full of tiny little monsters
Can They Escape: No. Well, probably not.
Are They Mean: They're more interested in making mischief.
I Don't Like The Sound of That: Yeah, it's not great.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
What Is It: A cohort of Unknown #1
What Does It Want: To scare people, maybe?
Why Is It Wearing a Gangster Outfit: I dunno, I think the weird green glow is a more pressing concern.
Am I Safe: Not Known at This Time
Monday, September 19, 2011
What Is It: Not Known at This Time
What Does It Want: Not Known at This Time
Were Does It Hide: Just on the edge of your peripheral vision
I Wish You Hadn't Told Me About This Thing: Yeah, me too
Friday, September 16, 2011
Who Is He: The ruler of a dystopian planet.
What Is He: A nasty alien that may or may not be older than the Big Bang.
What's He the Most Proud Of: That rockin' chin. That thing's huge.
Hey, Isn't This Guy Just a Ripoff of Darkseid: Shh!
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
What Are They: Tiny little creatures that live just beyond our own conception of reality
What Do They Do: Aimlessly move around as a part one giant teeming mass
Are They Dangerous: No. Well, not now anyway
What Do You Mean "Not Now?" Uh, hey look, another monster...
Monday, September 12, 2011
What Is It: Some sort of weird, bio-mechanical creature.
What Does It Do: Scuttle around hacking into your computer.
What Does It Want: It feeds on the Internet.
Excuse Me: The Internet is delicious apparently.
Friday, September 9, 2011
Who Is He: An ostrich with delusions of grandeur
How Can an Ostrich Wear a Suit: I don't know, why are you asking me?
Likes: Bowler hats, putting his head in a hole in the ground
Dislikes: Unsophisticated riff raff, holes that are too small
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Who Is He: A Very Upper Class Monster
Taste In Suits: Only the Finest May Touch His Scales
Is That Bowler He's Wearing: Oh, Most Certainly Yes!
Is He Completely Unbearable To Be Around: Absolutely
Monday, September 5, 2011
Who Is He: An elegant and refined monster
Really?: Yeah, he has a pipe and monocle.
Likes: Costume Balls, drinking tea, eating people
Dislikes: Rudeness, anti-intellectualism, people