Audrey

Monster #: 93,320

What Is It: A woman with a dark secret.

What's Her Secret: We don't know. It's very dark though.

Does The Secret Involve That Weird Thing Standing Behind: Probably, yeah.

Is It Looking At Me: Probably, yeah.

The Better You

Monster #: 15

What Is It: As the name would imply, it’s the better version of you.

Wait, What: This version of you can do all things you can’t do.

What Does It Want: To replace you.

Why: ‘cuz it’s better than you. Duh.

Unknown #6

Monster #: 957

What Is It: Not known at this time.

What Does It Want: Not known at this time.

Are They Looking At Me: Yes.

How Is That Possible, It's Just a Photo: It's impossible.

But They Won't Stop Looking At Me!: I know, it's freaky.

The Happy Bear

Monster #: 311

What Is It: A cheerful and ever-smiling bear.

What Does It Want: To wave "hi" to everyone it meets and just be a happy dude.

Wow, He Sounds Pretty Cool: Yeah, The Happy Bear is pretty cool.

How Can I Meet The Happy Bear: But don't you see, The Happy Bear was inside you all along.

Unknown #5

Monster #: 956

What Is It: Not Known At This Time.

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.

Where Is This: Some place scary.

Is It Looking At Me: Yes. Oh no...

The Monster on Your Back

Monster #: 15

What Is It: A monster that lives on your back.

What Does It Do: Constantly point out your flaws and make you hate yourself.

How Can I Stop It: Ignore it.

But It's So Mean: I know.

Does Everyone Have a Monster On Their Back: Yep. Everyone.