Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Monster #805

Name: Stonehead

Body Type: Rock. What else?

Has a Soft Spot For: Butterflies

Strength: Able to lift 50 tons without breaking a sweat

Last Seen: Smashing rocks at the quarry.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Monster #687

Name: Patrick Wolfman

Occupation: Werewolf of Wall Street

Likes: Money, Full Moons

Dislikes: Lack of Money, Silver Bullets

Warning: His stock tips are terrible

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Monster #453

Name: Vanisa

Occupation: Party Girl

Flexible: You Bet

Grip on Reality: Loosening

Last Seen: Tripping the Light Fantastic. I think that's what they call it nowadays.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Monsters #32 and 33

Names: Ip (left) and Ak (right)

Type of Partnership: Long-suffering

Which One's the Schemer: Ak

Which One's the Neurotic: Ip

Do their plans ever succeed: No.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Monster #345

Name: Hugo

Weight: 50 tons (it's all in the thighs)

Mood: Angry

Favorite Activities: Standing Still, Breathing

What to do if you see him: Don't make fun of his neck. He's very sensitive about his neck.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Monster #903

Name: Kip

Height: 6ft

Mood: Happy-Go-Lucky

Chances He'll Be Eaten by the Other Monsters: 100%

Last Seen: Skipping Through the Park

Monday, June 13, 2011

Monster #72

Name: Leviathor

Height: Tall Enough, Damnit.

Favorite Hangouts: Right Under Your Ship

Favorite Game: Surprise!

What To Do if You See Him: Don't worry, he'll be the last thing you'll ever see.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Monster #240

Name: Eckt

Wingspan: Longer than you

Regards for Personal Space: None

How Sharp are the Claws: Very

What to Do if You See Him: Duck

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Monster #381

Name: Strictor

Likes: Eating People

Dislikes: Not Eating People

Length: Too Long

Last Seen: Slithering Around Subway Tunnels

Monday, June 6, 2011

Monster #501

Name: Trok

Height: 50 feet (give or take)

Disposition: Annoyed

Last Seen: Underneath the Atlantic Ocean

What to do if you see him: Run