Monday, March 30, 2015
Monster #: 245,035
What Is It: A cruel witch who lives just beyond our world.
What Does She Want: To be left alone so she can terrorize the inhabitants of the Distant Valley.
Why: Well, it's either terrorize or be nice and terrorizing is probably more fun.
Her Morals Are Pretty Shaky Then: Super shaky.
Friday, March 27, 2015
Monster #: 2493
What Is It: A mysterious monster with a very large mouth.
What Does It Want: We don't know. He seems friendly... ish?
Its Smile Seems Insincere: Yeah, there's something about it that seems fake.
I Don't Think I'd Like To Meet It: Well too bad, cuz it's right outside your door!
AAAAHHHNo It's Not: Gotcha!
Monday, March 23, 2015
Monster #: 9,585
What Is It: Avvvia is the ruler of a distant society.
What Does She Want: To extend her the reach of her power.
Why: Well hell, why not?
Is She a Good and Just Ruler: Hahahahaha of course not.
One of Theses Days There'll Be a Nice Dictator: Yeah, sure.
Friday, March 20, 2015
Monster #: 39,850
What Is It: A weird bird that can travel between dimensions.
What Does It Want: We know as much as you do, which is to say, we don't know.
How Can I Avoid It: Well, it only comes out whenever you don't want it.
What If I WANT It To Come Out Then: Then it comes out as well. Sorry bud.
Monday, March 16, 2015
Friday, March 13, 2015
Monster #: 6,054
What Is It: A long-limbed, creepy as hell monster.
What Does It Want: Who knows. We don't want to know, actually.
Where Is It: The Gelch comes out when it's dark.
Yeesh, I Don't Want To Go Out Anymore: I said it comes out when it's dark. That includes stuff like your closet and under your bed.
...Son of a...: Yeah, we know the feeling.
Monday, March 9, 2015
What Are They: Living mountains that reside on a distant planet.
Wait, Wait, Wait. LIVING MOUNTAINS: Yep. These mountains are really gigantic creatures with sentience and everything. Pretty cool.
What Do They Want: Same thing everything wants, to survive.
How Do They Survive: Well, let's just say you probably shouldn't try scaling these mountains.
Friday, March 6, 2015
Monster #: 2,189,450
What Is It: A truly gigantic monster.
What Does It Want: Bombson just wants to make friends.
Really: Yeah, see that weird, bird-thing? He's trying to befriend it.
That's Nice: It is.
Is There Any Horrible Twist To Any of This: Nope. He's just a monster that wants friends.
Monday, March 2, 2015
What Is It: A mysterious phantom that appears sometimes at night.
What Does She Want: She just wants to spend time with the living, like the normal human being she used to be.
Can She Really: No, come sunrise she disappears and can never visit the place she was in ever again.
Damn Dude, You're Really Bumming Me Out: I know. Sorry.