The Lems

 Monster #: 983,954

What Are They: Very cute little creatures that live near the sea.

What Do They Want:To play in the ocean as long as they can.

Can They: Oh no, not a night.

What Happens At Night: That's when the Lem Eaters come out.

What's A Lem Eater: That's a monster for another time.

Dellrorick

Monster #: 86,844

What Is It: A monster that lurks in the dark.

What Does It Want: To scare people obviously. I mean duh.

Why: I dunno. That's his schtick. He's proud of it.

Why Is He In Black and White: It's very artistic this way.

Nnnennnp

Monster #: 89,007

What Is It: Something really, really weird.

What Does It Want: Jeez, we don't know.

What's the Deal With Its Belly: I don't know, but it's creepin' me out.

Yeah, Me Too: I can't stop staring at it though. That's not good.

The Better You

Monster #: 15

What Is It: As the name would imply, it’s the better version of you.

Wait, What: This version of you can do all things you can’t do.

What Does It Want: To replace you.

Why: ‘cuz it’s better than you. Duh.

Grabjb

Monster #: 35,789

What Is It: Sort sort of… thing?

What Does It Want: Man, we don’t have ANY idea.

It’s Pretty…Happy: Yeah, I guess.

I Dunno, I Still Don’t Like It All That Much: Neither do us.

Seriously, What IS It’s Deal: Some things just can’t be known.

Rolf & Olf

Monster #s: 5,677 and 5,678

What Are They: Hilarious little guys.

Who Are They: The round guy is Olf and the guy with the gigantic slapping hand is Rolf.

What Do They Want: Olf just wants to be a cool due and Rolf just wants to slap him.

Why: Because Rolf hates it when people enjoy things.

That's No Way to Live Life: No, it's not.

It's Too Bad There Are People Out There Who Are Like That: Yes it is.

Sydney

 
Monster #: 3,590

What Is It: A snake.

What Kind of Snake: Just a regular snake.

So It's Not a Monster: Technically no.

So Why Are You Including It: I really hate snakes.

Dude, Come On: What!?

Don't Be a Jerk: I'm not a jerk! You're the jerk
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Don't Take Your Biases Out on Us: Leave me alone!

The Fendemp

Monster #: 67,890

What Is It: A monster who just wants to be friends.

What's Happening to Those Two People: Oh, they're sinking in quicksand.

Wait, The Fendemp Lives In Quicksand: Oh yes.

They're Not Going to Be Friends For Long: That's why the Fendemp's life is so tragic.

A Stranger

Monster #: 902

What Is It: A strange being that hangs outside your window.

What Does It Want: To look at you.

That's Creepy: Yep.

What the Hell's Going On In That House: Modern art. That's a discussion for a different blog.