Wednesday, August 31, 2011


Monster #: 747

Who Is He: Some sort of reptile thing?

How Sharp Are His Teeth: Sharper than knives.

Yikes: Yeah, he's a "biter" too.

What's He Looking At: It's probably for the best we can't see it.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011


Monster #: 706

Who Is He: A Mean Gator That Just Wants to Dance!

Why Does He Want To Dance: Because He's Just Got To!

Likes: Dancing!

Dislikes: That town from the movie "Footloose." They won't let kids dance!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011


Monster #: 817

What Is He: A Hired Killer

Likes: Killing, Being Paid for Killing

Dislikes: Not Killing, Not Being Paid for Killing

What to Do if You See Him: Quickly make a bargain with a deity of your choice 'cuz you don't have much time left

Friday, August 12, 2011


Monster #: 16

What Is It: An Unknown Creature From a Distant Time

Where Did It Live: The Mountains of Europe

When Did It Live: Medieval Times

Has It Survived: Maybe...

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Fewer Monsters (For a Little Bit)

Hey folks, posting's going to be a little light for the rest of August. Life's going to be pretty busy for a while, and I'm not going to be posting a new monster every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

But don't worry! There will be new monsters in August and many more in the future. So keep on the look out!


Monday, August 8, 2011

Declan and His Shadow

Monster #: 257

Who Is He: A Nasty Man With a Nastier Shadow

Oh Dear: Oh Dear is Right

What Does He Do: A Top Business Consultant Who Always Gets His Way

Last Seen: Negotiating at Congress. Oh No!

Friday, August 5, 2011


Monster #: 343

What Is It: An Octopus With a Bad Attitude

Why Does It Only Have Six Tentacles: That's Why It Has a Bad Attitude!

Likes: Fish, Squeezing

Dislikes: Whales, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Monster #204

Name: Kevin the Frog

Who Is He: Kermit the Frog's Creepy Older Brother

Oh My: Yeah, Jim Henson Doesn't Talk About Him Too Much

Why Is He Smiling At Me: Cause He's Creepy, Duh

What to Do If I See Him: Sing "Rainbow Connection" and Get the Hell Outta There!

Monday, August 1, 2011

Monster #962

Name: Alyssa

Wait, Is She Really a Monster: Yes

How Can You Tell: She Doesn't Have a Nose

Well...: Also, She Smokes

I Don't Know: Look, Just Take Our Word For It, OK?