Friday, July 29, 2011

Monster #52

Name: The Kreks

What Are They: A species of intelligent aliens from beyond our galaxy

Skills: Able to construct and fly advanced spaceships

Problems: Cannot read maps

What To Do If You See Them: Come on. lend them a hand

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Monster #413

Name: Molinar

What Is It: A Nasty Mole Creature

Where Does It Live: Underground. Until It Comes Up To Eat.

Is He The Guy That Wrecks My Garden: No, That's a Different Monster

Wait, How Many Monsters Are There: Keeping Reading This Blog

Monday, July 25, 2011

Monster #692

Name: Birdhat

Home: Inside a Top Hat

Does He Ever Leave It: Nope

Disposition: Goofy

What To Do If You See Him: Don't touch his hat, whatever you do, don't touch his hat

Friday, July 22, 2011

Monster #585

Name: Bogart Spade

Occupation: Private Eye for the Supernatural

Likes: Troubled Dames, Money

Dislikes: Troubled Dames, What It Takes To Get The Money

What to Do if You See Him: Don't call him a Private Dick. He doesn't think that's as funny as you do.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Monster #93

Name: Greta

What Is She: Some Sort of Bug-Thing, Maybe?

Wait, Is That Lipstick She's Wearing: Yeah, It Is

And How Can a Bug-Thing Have Hair: I Don't Know!

What To Do If You See It: She's only 6 inches tall, don't step on her, that's rude

Monday, July 18, 2011

Monster #133

Name: Joe Dark

Occupation: Gangster for Hire

Favorite Places: Dark Alleyways, Seedy Night Clubs

Skilled At: Breaking Thumbs

What To Do If You See Him: Don't give him a funny look, he hates funny looks

Friday, July 15, 2011

Monster #253

Name: Billy Bug (the blue one)

Likes: Jenny Bug (the pink one), Holding Hands

Dislikes: Being Sad, That Giant Thing Behind Him

Size: 5 Feet Tall (You thought he'd be smaller, but you were wrong)

What to Do if You See Him: Swat at him, shoo, go away bug!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Monster #731

Name: Demora

What the Hell Is It: You Don't Want to Know

Where Does It Live: Just Beyond Our Perception of Reality

Wow That's Pretty Creepy: Yeah, It Is

What to Do If You See It: You don't see it, it sees you

Monday, July 11, 2011

Monster #425

Name: Evrock

Occupation: Ancient Evil

Things He Likes To Do: Unleash Armies of Demon Bats

Is He Fun At Parties: Not For Us, Anyway

Last Seen: Foretelling the End of the World.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Monster #842

Name: Medusa

Likes: Foolish heroes, Snakes

Dislikes: Perseus, Moongooses

Favorite Hair Care Product: Finding one that deals with snakes is just impossible

What to Do if You See Her: Too late, pal

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Monster #603

Name: Plasman

What Is It: Beats Me

What's It Doing: I Have No Idea

I'm Scared: Me Too

What To Do If You See It: Get the hell out of its way

Friday, July 1, 2011

Monster #567

Name: Snap

Likes: Deception, People's Faces

Dislikes: Bees, Pruning

Favorite Saying: "Remember to stop and smell the roses."

What to Do if You See Him: Go to a flower shop instead