Friday, April 10, 2015


Monster #: 18,478

What Is It: A monster that exists just beyond the veil of our comprehension.

What Does It Want: We don't know. Hopefully it wants to leave us alone.

Is It Looking At Me: Hey, it's looking at ME too.

Hold Me, I'm Scared: I will.

Monday, April 6, 2015

Eeya the Fair

Monster #: 21,390

What Is It: She is a fairy, like the kind that doesn't exist much anymore.

What Does She Want: To survive.

What's Wrong: There are lots of big, nasty things out there that like to eat fairies.

That's Sad: Even magical creatures have problems.

Friday, April 3, 2015

The Giant Octopus

Monster #: 98,349

What Is It: As the name would imply, it is a giant octopus.

What Does It Want: To eat people.

Hey, Wait A Minute, Octopi Don't Have Teeth: Well, this one does, what are you gonna do about, huh?

Well, Obviously, Then This Thing Can't Exist: Oh yeah. You see that photo, you think we Photoshopped this thing?

...Yes? I Mean, It's Not A Photo And It Obviously Used Photoshop Brushes: ...

You Still There: You get out of here right NOW!