Avvvia

Monster #: 9,585

What Is It: Avvvia is the ruler of a distant society.

What Does She Want: To extend her the reach of her power.

Why: Well hell, why not?

Is She a Good and Just Ruler: Hahahahaha of course not.

One of Theses Days There'll Be a Nice Dictator: Yeah, sure.

Audrey

Monster #: 93,320

What Is It: A woman with a dark secret.

What's Her Secret: We don't know. It's very dark though.

Does The Secret Involve That Weird Thing Standing Behind: Probably, yeah.

Is It Looking At Me: Probably, yeah.

The Mordred

Monster #: 900,003

What Is It: A monster disguised as an alien landscape.

What Does It Want: To trap passing spaceships.

What, They Don't Notice The Tunnel Looks Like a Mouth: Look, you've seen "The Empire Strikes Back," right.

Yeah: Same deal.

Oh: Mmhmm.

Isn't That a Movie: Movies can be true too you know!

Krarn

Monster #: 96,043

What Is It: Some sort of winged-monster.

What Does It Want: We don't know. He looks kinda smug though.

What's He So Smug About: Well, he can fly. And you can't.

That's True: Yeah.

At Least I Have Arms: Yeah, you're right! He's not so great.

The Goony Bird

Monster #: 34,565

What Is It: A bird. We think.

What Does It Want: Uh, we're not sure.

What's It Looking At: We're not so sure about that either.

You Guys Are Slacking Off: Shut up... I'm trying to catch up on "Breaking Bad."

That's A Good Show: I know, right!!?

The Kool Kids

Monster #: 58,234

What Are They: The coolest kids around.

How Cool Are They: They spell "Cool" with a "K." "Kool."

Oh Wow: Yeah.

How Are They Monsters: They eat people.

Oh, Well, There You Go: Yeah.

The Gunmp

Monster #: 8,577

What Is It: Uh... some sort of ugly monster?

Why Is That Other Monster Pointing At It: Maybe... it's making fun of how ugly the monster is?

The Other Monster Is Pretty Ugly Too: Yeah. But not as ugly as the Gunmp.

No, Not That Ugly: Yeah.

But Still Pretty Ugly: Yeah.

The Shapelings #3

Monster #: 65

What Are They: Weird little critters based on shapes.

What's Going On: It appears one of the shapelings is unhappy about his job and the other shapeling is angry about that.

Shapelings Have Jobs: Yeah, sure, whatever.

They Look So Cute With Hats: Oh, absolutely.