Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts

Friday, August 16, 2013

The Goofinians


Monster #: 499,236

What Are They: Goofy little monsters.

What's Their Deals: The orange one is stupid, the red one is energetic and the blue one is sad.

Are They Friends: The best of friends!

Do They Ever Get Anything Accomplished: Nope!

Friday, May 3, 2013

Rep


Monster #: 67,789

What Is It: A monster from a different dimension.

What Does It Want: To find out what's in other dimension.

So the Swirly Thing: Yep, a portal to another dimension.

Like the One in "Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time": No, that's a portal of time, you idiot. We're talking a portal to another dimension.

Oh, Sorry: Yeah, well, you should be.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Eldrok the Elder


Monster #: 972

What Is It: A high-ranking chief from a monster royal society.

Why's He So Nervous: He's not very good at his job.

Why: He doesn't like to make decisions.

Boy Did He Pick a Poor Line of Work: Eh, whatcha gonna do?

Monday, June 20, 2011

Monsters #32 and 33

Names: Ip (left) and Ak (right)

Type of Partnership: Long-suffering

Which One's the Schemer: Ak

Which One's the Neurotic: Ip

Do their plans ever succeed: No.