The Gemdge

Monster #: 32,429

What Is It: A very lonely monster.

What Does It Want: A friend.

Why Can't It Have Friends: He's very shy.

This Is Very Sad: Yes, I agree.

The Graveyard

Monster #: 8

What Is It: A graveyard. What else?

That's Not Really a Monster: No, but it's where some monsters come from.

Like What: Zombies, ghouls, vampires, stuff like that.

How Come Graveyards Are Spooky? Why Can't There Be a Nice Graveyard: I don't know! Ask someone else!

Dolan

Monster #: 612

What Is It: A giant monster that stalks you at night.

What Does It Want: To make you pay for what you've done.

But What If I Haven't Done Anything: You've done something.

How Can I Stop Him: He can't be stopped.

Oh Boy...: Yeah...

Greenstreet

Monster #: 500

What Is It: A gangster monster that lives in the shadows.

What Does It Want: To make people pay up on old debts.

What Kind of Debts: Important debts.

How Can I Avoid Him: Be careful who you make deals with.

Krokdar

Monster #: 353

What Is It: A 30-foot monster that roams the streets at night.

Yawn: Huh? Why are you yawning?

I Just Feel Like I've Soon Too Many Giant Monsters: Well, it's not our fault there are lots of giant monsters!

I Know, I Just Want More Variety: There's been plenty of variety!

Dude, Don't Be Angry: I'm not angry, you loser.

I'm Not a Loser, You're A Loser: No, you are!

You Are: You are!

Scrimm

Monster #: 57

What Is It: A strange tall creature that preys on the small and meek.

What Does It Want: Unknown at this time.

How Can I Avoid It: Don't fall asleep.

Where Can I Find Out More Information on this Monster: Consult the "Phantasm" documentary series.

Unknown #4

Monster #: 955

What Is It: Not Known At This Time.

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.

Well, What Do We Know: It has a penchant for dark alleys.

And: And it's got an evil smile. We don't know much, OK?

Charlie Monster

Monster #: 833

What Is It: A large, friendly monster that lives in bedrooms.

What Does It Want: All he wants is to be your friend!

Has He Made Any Friends: No. But that doesn't mean he should stop trying.

How Does He Fit Through The Door: That's a good question that can't be answered right now. Sorry!

The NightBeast

Monster #: 502

What is It: A mean, nasty creature that comes out at night.

What Does It Want: Not much. Just to hunt people.

Who's the Guy: A detective that's gotten in over his head.

Will He Survive: He's a tough old bird. He's got a shot.

Li'l Gargoyles

Monster #: 881

What Are They: Cute little gargoyles that hang out on the tops of buildings.

Aren't Gargoyles Man-made statues: Oh, don't be silly.

What Do They Want: Hideout until they become adult gargoyles.

What Happens When They Become Adult Gargoyles: That's a different monster profile.

Unknown #3

What Is It: A mysterious creature that appears in cities on dark nights.

What Does It Want: Not known at this time.

Is It Related to the Fog Somehow: Maybe.

I'm Scared: Yeah, well...