The Yammering

Monster #: 567,258

What Is It: A big monster that likes to talk and talk and talk...

What Does It Want: To talk and talk and talk...

Why: He can't stop, that's all he can do.

How Sad: His is a life of tragedy indeed.

The Gretch

Monster #: 212

What Is It: A monster that just loves calling you on your cell phone.

Why: He just wants to talk.

What Does He Want To Talk About: About how his day went, his thoughts on politics, what's on TV, etc.

Oh God, That Sounds Unbearable: Yes indeedy.