Showing posts with label spooky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spooky. Show all posts

Monday, August 12, 2013

The Graveyard


Monster #: 8

What Is It: A graveyard. What else?

That's Not Really a Monster: No, but it's where some monsters come from.

Like What: Zombies, ghouls, vampires, stuff like that.

How Come Graveyards Are Spooky? Why Can't There Be a Nice Graveyard: I don't know! Ask someone else!

Friday, February 8, 2013

Tovar


Monster #: 98, 004

What Is It: A creepy little dude.

What Does It Want: Beats us. He wants something certainly.

Where Does He Live: Somewhere dark and spooky.

Damnit, How Many Dark and Spooky Places Are There: More than we can count.

Monday, January 21, 2013

The Looker


Monster #: 4,789

What Is It: Unknown at this time.

What Does It Want: Unknown at this time. It contacted us though.

What!!? Really?: Yes.

Oh Man, That's Super Creepy: Yes, oh God, yes.

Monday, September 24, 2012

The Face

Monster #: 897

What Is It: The face that haunts you wherever you may go.

What Does It Want: We don't know.

Why Is It Smiling: We don't want to know.

How Can I Avoid It: We wish we knew.