Showing posts with label beyond. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beyond. Show all posts

Friday, April 10, 2015

Scraaaaaawth


Monster #: 18,478

What Is It: A monster that exists just beyond the veil of our comprehension.

What Does It Want: We don't know. Hopefully it wants to leave us alone.

Is It Looking At Me: Hey, it's looking at ME too.

Hold Me, I'm Scared: I will.


Monday, March 30, 2015

The Witch of Distant Valley


Monster #: 245,035

What Is It: A cruel witch who lives just beyond our world.

What Does She Want: To be left alone so she can terrorize the inhabitants of the Distant Valley.

Why: Well, it's either terrorize or be nice and terrorizing is probably more fun.

Her Morals Are Pretty Shaky Then: Super shaky.

Monday, February 9, 2015

The Gazer


Monster #: 4,584

What Is It: A creature from beyond our dimension.

What Does It Want: To watch us.

Why: We cannot possibly fathom why.

Is It Cuz He's A Jerk: Possibly.

Monday, August 19, 2013

The Krumms


Monster #: 936,048

What Are They: Some sort of spirits that live just beyond your field of vision.

What Do They Want: Not known at this time.

They're Kinda Creepy Lookin': Yeah.

I Don't Like Creepy Things: Neither do we!

Friday, January 13, 2012

The Spectre


Monster #: 10

What Is It: An ethereal being that roams where it pleases.

What Does It Want: We don't know. A good time, perhaps?

Is It Dangerous: So far it seems harmless to humans.

What Are Those Pink Things: I'm afraid that's a different entry. Sorry!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The Zoglodians

Monster #: 813

What Are They: Tiny little creatures that live just beyond our own conception of reality

What Do They Do: Aimlessly move around as a part one giant teeming mass

Are They Dangerous: No. Well, not now anyway

What Do You Mean "Not Now?" Uh, hey look, another monster...