Showing posts with label spaceship. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spaceship. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

The Mordred


Monster #: 900,003

What Is It: A monster disguised as an alien landscape.

What Does It Want: To trap passing spaceships.

What, They Don't Notice The Tunnel Looks Like a Mouth: Look, you've seen "The Empire Strikes Back," right.

Yeah: Same deal.

Oh: Mmhmm.

Isn't That a Movie: Movies can be true too you know!

Friday, July 29, 2011

Monster #52

Name: The Kreks

What Are They: A species of intelligent aliens from beyond our galaxy

Skills: Able to construct and fly advanced spaceships

Problems: Cannot read maps

What To Do If You See Them: Come on. lend them a hand