Showing posts with label dragon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dragon. Show all posts

Friday, February 7, 2014

The Dragon's Head


Monster #: 87,205

What Is It: A... dragon's head.

What Does It Want: To find it's body.

How Is It Still Alive: Dragon's can survive decapitation.

What, Really: Yes, really.

How... Annoying: You're telling me, pal!


Monday, October 7, 2013

The Red Dragon


Monster #: 9,735

What Is It: A red dragon that lives in the forest.

What Does It Want: To live alone in peace.

What's It Looking: Stuff that's going to disrupt his sanctuary.

What Kind of Stuff: Pretty much everything that's been invented in the last 1,000 years.

Friday, August 2, 2013

The Dragnarn


Monster #: 4,533

What Is It: A nasty monster that flies through the night.

What Does It Want: Who knows. Whatever he wants, he's pretty happy about it.

What Am I Looking At, Is It A Dream: Maybe.

Nothing You Say Is Ever Reassuring: I swear, all YOU ever do is complain.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Scrak


Monster #: 413

What Is It: A babysitting dragon out of his element.

What Does It Want: To not babysit anymore.

Why: Baby dragons like to bite. A lot.

But They're So Cute: Well yeah, from a distance anyway.