Showing posts with label collect. Show all posts
Showing posts with label collect. Show all posts

Friday, August 9, 2013

The Dark One


Monster #: 85,295

What Is It: A nasty creature that lives in the dark.

What Does It Want: Why your soul, what else.

What Does It Want With My Soul: He's a collector.

Oh, Like a Comic Book Collector: Yeah, sort of.

With Souls Instead of Comic Books: Yes.

...Still Don't Like Him: Can't blame ya'.

Monday, March 12, 2012

The Debt Collector


Monster #: 89

What Is It: When you make a deal with the devil, this guy is the one who comes to collect.

What Does He Want: He wants you to pay up.

What Happens If You Can't Pay Up: Oh, you'll pay up.

I Don't Want to Meet This Guy: We all have to meet him sometime.