Showing posts with label creature. Show all posts
Showing posts with label creature. Show all posts
Friday, January 22, 2016
Nalanda
Monster #: 23,994
What Is It: A mysterious and beautiful creature.
What Does She Want: Who knows. She doesn't look happy though.
What Could Be Making Her So Unhappy: I don't know, "Making A Murdere?"
Yeah, That Show Made Me Sad Too: I feel the same.
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beautiful,
bummed out,
bummer,
cartoon,
creature,
feel,
happy,
making a murderer,
monster,
mysterious,
netflix,
sad,
same,
unhappy,
weird
Monday, April 6, 2015
Eeya the Fair
Monster #: 21,390
What Is It: She is a fairy, like the kind that doesn't exist much anymore.
What Does She Want: To survive.
What's Wrong: There are lots of big, nasty things out there that like to eat fairies.
That's Sad: Even magical creatures have problems.
Friday, August 1, 2014
Ezzeledge
Monster #: 7,394
What Is It: A very sophisticated creature.
What Does It Want: To live a life of elegance.
Is That A Painting Or a Window: It's both.
Wait, How Does THAT Work: That's best described for another time. Sorry!
Labels:
cartoon,
creature,
elegance,
elegant,
monster,
odd,
painting,
sophisticate,
weird,
what is it,
window
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Audrey
Monster #: 93,320
What Is It: A woman with a dark secret.
What's Her Secret: We don't know. It's very dark though.
Does The Secret Involve That Weird Thing Standing Behind: Probably, yeah.
Is It Looking At Me: Probably, yeah.
Friday, July 4, 2014
The Love Thing
Monster #: 5,240
What Is It: A creature that loves love.
What Does It Want: To help people fall in love.
Why: Because it's the only one of it's kind.
How Tragic: See, this is how it all comes together.
Friday, November 22, 2013
Jaggar
Monster #: 836,253
What Is It: A very vicious, very mean monster.
What Does It Want: To attack innocent creatures.
Why: He enjoys being on top of the food chain.
I Thought People Were On Top of the Food Chain: Thought wrong, buddy.
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
The Trellump
Monster #: 56,712
What Is It: Some sort of wandering creature.
What Does It Want: Beats us. It seems to like to travel in packs.
He's Kinda Got a Smug Expression: Yeah, he does.
I Don't Care For That: Me either.
Friday, August 9, 2013
The Dark One
Monster #: 85,295
What Is It: A nasty creature that lives in the dark.
What Does It Want: Why your soul, what else.
What Does It Want With My Soul: He's a collector.
Oh, Like a Comic Book Collector: Yeah, sort of.
With Souls Instead of Comic Books: Yes.
...Still Don't Like Him: Can't blame ya'.
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
The Portal
Monster #: 902
What Is It: A portal to a strange dimension.
What Does It Want: While the portal may be a sentient creature, it has no wants or desires.
What Does It Do: Trap them and transport them to what lies beyond our reality.
How Can I Avoid It: For some reason the portal is related to glory holes. We don't know why, just avoid them!
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