Dr. Rodgers

Monster #: 94,393

What Is It: A professional doctor monster.

What Does It Want: To give you the best medical advice he can possibly give.

Why Isn't He Wearing a Lab Coat: He wants you to check out his sweet abs.

He Doesn't Give, Like, Physicals, Right: He'll give you a prostate exam you'll never forget.

Debby

Monster #: 4,514

What Is It: A cute little monster.

What Does She Want: A cute guy, duh!

Why: Who doesn't want a cute guy?

Well, Gee, You're Right: Of course I am!

The Gonor

Monster #: 300

What Is It: We have no idea. It's big though.

What Does It Want: We have no idea.

Where Is It: We have no idea. Some place scary?

Who's That Guy: We have no idea.

Why's He Not Wearing a Shirt: He's very proud of his body.