Gecksford

Monster #: 405,988

What Is It: A very excitable lizard-type monster.

What Does It Want: To run around, have fun, that kind of thing.

Is He Friendly: Yes, very.

Will He Be My Friend: NO!

Why: He’s MY friend!

Larry

Monster #: 6,004

What Is It: A giant talking lizard.

Why Is It Angrily Staring At Us: 'cuz you're staring at him.

Well, I Mean, He's a Giant Lizard: That's no excuse.

You're Right, I'm a Terrible Person: Yes you are.

The Ulps

Monster #: 4, 106

What Is It: Some sore of mutant lizard fish.

What Does It Want: I dunno, to do stuff mutant lizard fish normally do.

Why Are They Gasping? Aren't They In Water: Yeah, I dunno.

Do You Know ANYTHING About These Things: No I DON'T!

The Lelps

Monster #: 7,003

What Are They: Some sort of lizard monsters.

What Do They Want: To cause mischief and stuff.

What's Going On: They appear to be getting beat up by this woman.

Well, Serves Them Right: Yes, yes I believe that's true.

Gip

Name: Gip

Monster #: 67

What Is It: He's just a little baby monster.

What Does He Want: To grow up and be a big ol' monster!

He's Got a Big Head: He sure does!

Is that Healthy: Probably not. But it makes him look so cute!

The Green Lizard

Monster #: 678

What Is It: A four-foot green lizard.

What Does It Want: To try and survive this crazy world.

Where Is It: Unknown at this time. Looks kinda trendy though.

What's It Looking At: I don't know. Maybe that's where it came from...

Ken

Monster #: 677

What Is It: A reptilian monster with a really long neck.

What Does It Want: To be able to touch his head.

That's Pretty Sad: Yeah, Ken's got a tough life.

He Looks Kinda Funny Though: Well yeah, but we try to hold the laughter in.

We Don't Want To Hurt His Feelings: Definitely not.

The Lird

Monster #: 89

What Is It: A monster that likes to perch on your head.

What Does It Want: To annoy.

Why Does It Want To Annoy: Because it's a jerk.

I Don't Like This Monster: Neither do I, and I speak from personal experience.

The Lizarians

Monster #: 75

What Are They: A species of lizard monsters that are born either happy or sad and stay that way for the rest of their lives.

Wow, That Sounds Terrible: No wait, let me explain!

How Does That Work: The happy Lizarians keep the sad Lizarians from being too sad, and the sad Lizarians keep the happy Lizarians from being too happy.

What A Weird, Weird Relationship: Yeah, kinda.