Nug

Monster #: 35,456

What Is It: A really, really, big monster.

How Big: So big this is all we can fit into a photo of him.

What Does He Want: Friends.

Does He Have Any: No. He always crushes them.

Sad: Yes.

Sad Robert

Monster #: 924,045

What Is It: A very sad monster.

What Does It Want: To find some form of happiness in the Big City.

What Makes Robert Happy: He doesn't know.

Well, That's A Problem: Yeah, no kidding!

The Littlest Billings

Monster #: 898,396

What Is It: The littlest Billings.

So...: So, everybody makes fun of him for being so little.

That's Not Fair: Of course it's not fair!

Can He Do Anything About It: No. His life is doomed to eternal mockery.

This is Powerfully Depressing: Hey, maybe one day a Billings will be born littler than him!

The Blue Glump

Monster #: 89,067

What Is It: A very gloomy monster.

What Does It Want: To not be so gloomy.

Why Is It So Gloomy: He doesn't know.

Boy, That's Too Bad: Yeah, tell him about it. No wait, don't.

Telf

Monster #: 6,734

What Is It: A sad ghost.

What Does It Want: He just wants to jump rope.

Why Can't He: Ghosts can't pick things up, duh.

Oh My, That Is Sad: Ghosts are just super sad all the time.