Nalanda

Monster #: 23,994

What Is It: A mysterious and beautiful creature.

What Does She Want: Who knows. She doesn't look happy though.

What Could Be Making Her So Unhappy: I don't know, "Making A Murdere?"

Yeah, That Show Made Me Sad Too: I feel the same.

Sad Robert

Monster #: 924,045

What Is It: A very sad monster.

What Does It Want: To find some form of happiness in the Big City.

What Makes Robert Happy: He doesn't know.

Well, That's A Problem: Yeah, no kidding!

The Ayng

Monster #: 67,003

What Is It: A small little monster.

What Does It Want: It doesn't want to hurt anybody. But it does.

How? Why: The Ayng has a strange condition where it causes paranoia and neurosis in people it comes near.

Oh Wow: Yes, it's pretty bad.

Poor Guy: Yeah, he doesn't have a great life.

The Shapelings #3

Monster #: 65

What Are They: Weird little critters based on shapes.

What's Going On: It appears one of the shapelings is unhappy about his job and the other shapeling is angry about that.

Shapelings Have Jobs: Yeah, sure, whatever.

They Look So Cute With Hats: Oh, absolutely.

Yercch

Monster #: 35,244

What Is It: A monster with visions.

Visions of What: Weird, psychedelic colors.

Why: Because he was chosen.

Why Does He Look So Unhappy: You'd be unhappy too if you had to look at psychedelic colors all the damn time.